AIBU or does my carrot resemble a penis.

[WildRoses]

Just that really. Oh and the fact that I'm having trouble cutting it!!!

Reclining turnip anyone?

Massive lolz

I had a bigger phallic veg

I love the chilling turnip!

I think the turnip is being seductive. It's perhaps seen the carrots.

OP - and all of the other pics - obviously all a reverse.

Anybody feel just a little bit sorry for Peter Andre? No? Just me then. :o

UNEXPLAINED embrace it. Do not run away!

Now as we speak inspecting the contents of the vegetable drawer! They're all a bit of a let down today though.

BABYNUGGET cut it, cut it.
All hail the Daily Snail to complain about all the bored housewives!

The turnip is amazing! I'd have to draw a face on it Miranda Hart style!!!

50Bales

This thread is either very Blackadder ('that turnip is shaped exactly like a thingy'), or is this week's submissions for the Ankh Morpork Times - hum'rusly shaped vegetables section!

And here is at a later moment.

This thread has truly made my day

I think I'm falling in love with the turnip!

Morrison's finest

This one needs a wee.

That turnip needs a cigarette.

Oh littleboat 😂

This is the one for the spag bol tonight. Unshaven and relatively boring beside last night's fine specimen!

Littleboat'sand the turnip look like a perfect match!

I wonder if, on another, very different site, there is a thread entitled: AIBU or does my penis resemble a carrot?

I'm quite upset that I can't find my picture of some cherry-tomato-genitals.
There may never be another occasion to show it.

I miss That's Life.

Is it sad that I'm crying with laughter in a café at these?

BATH if anyone asks what you're laughing at, for God's sake don't tell them!!!!
Straight jacket at the ready! Ha ha ha.