AIBU or does my carrot resemble a penis.

[WildRoses]

Just that really. Oh and the fact that I'm having trouble cutting it!!!

Trump IS a penis

I might NC to that.....

Here, have some spud bollox to go with carrot cock.

My first ever post after lurking all these years and it's a pic of a carrot with a nob...

Small, orange, wrinkled, looks like a penis?

Is it Donald Trump?

I had quite a few of those recently.

Love this thread.

brewers' droop?

This is like an episode of 'That's Life'.

Anyone seen Esther?

Love them! Absolutely love them!!!
COFFEE!! That is hilarious! Yours and mine look like before and after pics!!!!!

I'll just leave this here...

I don't know whether to admit to how much this is making my day or just hide away in shame that my life is reduced to laughing at carrot penises on an internet chat forum....

Earlier this week...

I mean, when I think about it, I like carrots, I like (some) penises - what could be more perfect than a carrotpenis?

That's a definite bellend.

I think I migght recognise one o fthese knobs ...

spud bollox I am crying

MN is ace today!

:o though the thread title is perfectly clear, I somehow thought it was a man asking if his penis looked like a carrot. That's going to have been deleted thought I.

Anyway yes it does. I have also encountered a penis that looked like a carrot (it wasn't orange though).

Loving all these carrots.

Definitely no carrot shortage.

Found this while attempting to prepare some 'wholesome'food for my LO. WIBU to really enjoy chopping it?!

Tesco's Finest.

Glad to see the mumsnet collective has as sophisticated sense of humour as I do...

Is this carrot fetish a result of the corgette shortage?

This is so funny.

It looks like a penis to me