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AIBU or does my carrot resemble a penis.

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WildRoses · 06/02/2017 15:31

Just that really. Oh and the fact that I'm having trouble cutting it!!!

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NancyDonahue · 06/02/2017 18:41

Trump IS a penis

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DameVanillaSugar · 06/02/2017 19:15

I might NC to that.....

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 06/02/2017 19:18

Here, have some spud bollox to go with carrot cock.

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Putkettleonlove · 06/02/2017 19:29

My first ever post after lurking all these years and it's a pic of a carrot with a nob...

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YouTheCat · 06/02/2017 19:31

Small, orange, wrinkled, looks like a penis?

Is it Donald Trump? Grin

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BlackeyedSusan · 06/02/2017 19:31

I had quite a few of those recently.

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Coffeeisnecessary · 06/02/2017 19:32

Love this thread.

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BlackeyedSusan · 06/02/2017 19:39

brewers' droop?

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NancyDonahue · 06/02/2017 19:58

This is like an episode of 'That's Life'.

Anyone seen Esther? Grin

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WildRoses · 06/02/2017 19:59

Love them! Absolutely love them!!!
COFFEE!! That is hilarious! Yours and mine look like before and after pics!!!!!

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MumBod · 06/02/2017 21:28

I'll just leave this here...

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Chesntoots · 06/02/2017 21:38

I don't know whether to admit to how much this is making my day or just hide away in shame that my life is reduced to laughing at carrot penises on an internet chat forum....

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Penrithtearooms · 06/02/2017 21:40

Earlier this week...

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Chesntoots · 06/02/2017 21:41

I mean, when I think about it, I like carrots, I like (some) penises - what could be more perfect than a carrotpenis?

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BathshebaDarkstone · 06/02/2017 21:41

That's a definite bellend. Grin

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GavelRavel · 06/02/2017 21:42

I think I migght recognise one o fthese knobs ...

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dontcallmethatyoucunt · 06/02/2017 21:46

spud bollox I am crying

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TheElephantofSurprise · 06/02/2017 21:47

MN is ace today!

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UnexplainedOnHerCollar · 06/02/2017 21:47

:o though the thread title is perfectly clear, I somehow thought it was a man asking if his penis looked like a carrot. That's going to have been deleted thought I.

Anyway yes it does. I have also encountered a penis that looked like a carrot (it wasn't orange though).

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Wheredidallthejaffacakesgo · 06/02/2017 21:48

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MrsJoBangles · 06/02/2017 21:55

Loving all these carrots.

Definitely no carrot shortage.

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babynugget · 06/02/2017 21:57

Found this while attempting to prepare some 'wholesome'food for my LO. WIBU to really enjoy chopping it?! Shock

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DeathByMascara · 06/02/2017 21:57

Tesco's Finest.

Glad to see the mumsnet collective has as sophisticated sense of humour as I do...

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FadedRed · 06/02/2017 21:59

Is this carrot fetish a result of the corgette shortage? Grin

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tobecontinued2000 · 06/02/2017 22:39

This is so funny.

It looks like a penis to me Smile

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