AIBU or does my carrot resemble a penis.

[WildRoses]

Just that really. Oh and the fact that I'm having trouble cutting it!!!

I spent a summer working in a vegetable processing plant.

Although I cannot deny that the iceberg lettuce line was the best place to be, we did get our laughs on the baby carrot line as we had to remove all the ones which had 2 legs and a willy. The baby carrot line was behind the main carrot line and out of immediate sight of the supervisor, so we'd line them all up and have a right old giggle.

WildRoses luckily nobody asked! Although if I'd just said Mumsnet I could have worked out who was on here by the knowing smile!