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AIBU re eating walnuts and butter

123 replies

WildebeestH · 25/01/2017 19:35

The man next to me on the train is eating walnuts by using them to scoop butter from a whole block which he has just opened. AIBU to find this odd?

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NormaSmuff · 25/01/2017 19:36

gross
is he eating butter with walnuts?

OohhItsNotHoxton · 25/01/2017 19:36

Confused YANBU Hmm Tis odd.

AllTheWittyNamesAreGone · 25/01/2017 19:36

Lean over and lick the whole top of the butter

TheNaze73 · 25/01/2017 19:37

That is considered a delicacy in Basildon

Tweedledee3Tweedledum · 25/01/2017 19:37

Ugh. Yes, very odd, but then again, I have a friend that enjoys chips with ice cream. Confused

KlingybunFistelvase · 25/01/2017 19:39

Atkins diet? Grin

It's weird and sounds gross. Yanbu.

WeirdButTrue · 25/01/2017 19:40

I'm guessing we shouldn't knock it til we've tried it, but I'm also guessing nobody will come along volunteering to give it a go! Weird combo & even weirder place to tuck into a pack of butter. Mind you at least neither foodstuff is stinky, in that respect it's a fairly courteous if odd choice of snack Grin

WildebeestH · 25/01/2017 19:41

NormaSmuff pretty much, each mouthful is about 50% butter and 50% walnut. He's consumed about a quarter of a block of butter.

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NormaSmuff · 25/01/2017 19:42

well, each to their own Hmm

Grin
EagleIsland · 25/01/2017 19:43

Wondering how that compares peanut butter. I eat that with a spoon!

PotatoWaffleCob · 25/01/2017 19:44

I'd eat walnuts dunked in butter. Not in public obviously but I'd give it a go. Butter makes all food 500% better.

WildebeestH · 25/01/2017 19:46

Ah, could be the Atkins diet I suppose... he also has a small block of blue cheese which he is carefully cutting into cubes. He is very well-prepared: has a sharp knife and small sealable bags.

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ShatnersBassoon · 25/01/2017 19:47

I had walnuts atop cubes of Cheshire cheese earlier. Butter wouldn't be as nice I don't think, but I'll give it a go and report back.

qwertyqueer · 25/01/2017 19:48

That sounds quite delicious really.

PeanutJuice · 25/01/2017 19:48

Name one thing that butter doesn't make better

KlingybunFistelvase · 25/01/2017 19:48

Sounds like Atkins to me! T'is diet season too... .

NormaSmuff · 25/01/2017 19:49

ASk him OP

"Are you on the Atkins Diet?"

BuntyFigglesworthSpiffington · 25/01/2017 19:49

Butter, walnuts, and blue cheese? Definitely low carbing! Tell him to join the MN low carb threads for tips on tastier snacks 😂

Butter nutter

qwertyqueer · 25/01/2017 19:49

PeanutJuice, a girl after my own heart.

KlingybunFistelvase · 25/01/2017 19:50

Don't people get ketone breath on Atkins? Can you sniff his breath op? Grin

FuckOffDailyMailQuitQuotingMN · 25/01/2017 19:51

I'd rather roast the walnuts in melted buttter than eat straight butter. That's hard core.

illegitimateMortificadospawn · 25/01/2017 19:52

Name one thing that butter doesn't make better

The size of my arse.

FuckOffDailyMailQuitQuotingMN · 25/01/2017 19:52

Isn't there some thing where is you put butter on stuff it's "bulletproof"?

Bulletproof walnuts

WildebeestH · 25/01/2017 19:52

To be honest he smells weirdly of coconut! Hmm

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qwertyqueer · 25/01/2017 19:52
Grin