A beautiful thread to discuss the 45th President of the USA, Donald Trump

[amispartacus]

As requested from a previous thread

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2823906-to-think-you-should-ignore-people-having-a-go-at-you-if-you-are-the-President-Elect-of-the-USA?

It's going to be a beautiful thread. MNers, who by the way are amazing, can contribute as much as they want.

My friend V. agrees with you, LahLahsBigBand.

Ah, of course. Time differences...I absolutely know about those lweji. I am a real expert on timezones and have a team of really great...just great ...people working on a report into time that will be out in 90 days. It's going to be really great. Not like those Fake News reports saying I forgot about time differences! Lies!! Sad!!!

I believe your friend V has said some very nice things about you Lweji. I think you two could make some very good deals. Or maybe take your son and go shoot some endangered animals with him. It's your constitutional duty, which is something that I know you value very highly.

Mumsnet is a beautiful, beautiful place, my mother came from mumsnet she was a very, very beautiful person. I will create jobs for mumsnet, many, many jobs and it will be wonderful. There are some haters and trolls on mumsnet, they live like pigs, they spoil the beauty that is mumsnet.

Change mumsnet for NE Scotland and we are onto a winner!

On the 'fake news' thing, there is fake news out there for not just Trump!. Clinton was dogged by it, Merkel still is... so say she took a selfie with one of the German terrorists! (She didn't) She will be dogged by it this year as she is standing for re-election.

The stupid man Trump talks like it only happens to him. He bleats and whines about it, he bangs on in his first official press conference about it. The difference between everyone else and him... and fake news is... he is thin skinned and can't stand it if it goes against him It goes with the job, you big baby, get over it. Also he is not averse to using it when it works to his advantage. Fake news, scaremongering and negativity got him to the inaugaration.

What are you saying Roussette?

I know for a "fact" that Buzzfeed and the Independent and CNN "invented" fake news. With a little help from "intelligence".
Breitbart and Hannity are pretty much the only ones that speak the "truth". Oh and the Daily Mail and my friend Nige.

My point exactly Lweji !!

Everyone online is a news outlet! I'm a fake one. I've dissed his hair and the size of his grape

A highly placed source told me that Trump was injected with a microchip when he was in Russia and he's basically parroting Putin. That's why his English vocabulary is so poor.
And it explains his stamina. It's the Russian drugs that they use on their athletes.
The microchip and the drugs are of alien origin and were secretly taken by the Russians at the time of the Tunguska comet hit spacecraft accident. It was only recently that they could understand the technology, though.
Note that the alien technology uses code similar to ours (!), which allowed them to hack the DNC.
It seems that Jeff was a rehearsal on an ordinary mummy site and the poor kid that was arrested was framed.

All true.

That's not true. There are no aliens, or Russians. The Russians are fake!!!! Has anyone ever met a Russian? No!!! And if they say they have it's fake!!! Gibbons!

I'll be watching it - and DS might be. I mean, it's an historical moment, one we'll look back on - but he might want to go on the XBox.

But if we play Inaugaration Bingo with chocolates and sweets - who knows

I'll probably be on the wine. Not good. So not good.

Good theory Lweji. Beautiful theory. Thank you, my friend, you give a great, great theory.
(I'm going to try talking like this at work).

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My boss is Russian and so is my GP. Or so they say. Shit, my doctor is fake.

@reallyDonaldTrump
I'm not even President and I'm already destroying ISIS drone bases. DJT is the best of the best of the bestests

www.aol.co.uk/news/2017/01/17/british-air-strikes-destroy-is-terror-groups-mosul-drone-base/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl1%7Csec3_lnk1%26pLid%3D-1004926212_uk

My DS shares my astonishment at Trump, I may entice him with some M&Ms.

Yes, that's what you get with socialist medicine! Fake doctors pretending to be Russian! Under the Donald you'd get real doctors, the best doctors, great doctors who are beautiful and softly sensual.

If Trump read this thread he would proclaim that we are all very bad at our respective jobs. And, of course, terrible mothers.

Under the Donald you'd get real doctors, the best doctors, great doctors who are beautiful and softly sensual.

Yes, doctors with degrees in Architecture and Urban Development, because the fake doctors will be in charge of housing.

Megatherium

Like Ivanka (almost) I'm a mother, ex-wife, sister, daughter, cousin, sister in law, niece, employer

and a scientist in my spare time.

I'm placing bets on something like this happening again on Inauguration Day 😂 Big kiss avoidance 😷😷😷

Oh. What happened there? And attachment not attached 🤔. MN is really messed up these days, so slow. So slow. Sad!

It's there. :)

It really is easy, so easy, to mimic Donald trump. Spitting Image would have a field day.

Oh yeah, it's there now. that's so odd. And it posted twice 🤔.

Lweji: I noticed that about Ivanka's twitter account too - it's quite telling of priorities.