A beautiful thread to discuss the 45th President of the USA, Donald Trump

[amispartacus]

As requested from a previous thread

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2823906-to-think-you-should-ignore-people-having-a-go-at-you-if-you-are-the-President-Elect-of-the-USA?

It's going to be a beautiful thread. MNers, who by the way are amazing, can contribute as much as they want.

Dear God I can hear his actual voice

I might have to start speaking like Trump in my lessons. That answer was wrong, so wrong. I'm not answering you. You're fake. Your answers are fake.

But you. You're great. So great. The answer, and by the way I was teaching this last year and my results were great so I am bringing great results here and they will be amazing results.

I have a meeting this afternoon where I'd love to use the Trump speech.

amispartacus. That's a great idea. A bootiful idea. You're students - and they're the best, the best, spartacus has the greatest students - will be bigly thankful.

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Doubleplus bigly thankful

Latest tweet is a retweet of Eric Trump's picture of the front cover of Golf Digest. Because using his position and influence to promote random magazines is completely ethical and not at all an omen of more serious breaches and conflict of interests in the future.

No-one needs so called "teachers" anyway. They already know everything they need to know -it's COMMON SENSE!!! Gelatinous.

What a great picture though, amazing
enjoy!!

She was a FAKE woman
No real woman could resist a kiss from Donald trump
Fact!

I have a team away day on Monday to discuss restructuring our team. I am very tempted to liven it up by talking in Trump speak for the whole day.
After enduring the tedious PowerPoint presentation and team members being asked for comments, I will stand up and say, 'That was a beautiful presentation, truly beautiful, the best presentation I've ever seen and, let me tell you, I've seen a lot - in fact, nobody has seen more PowerPoint presentations than me. I've seen a lot of fake ones and bad ones in my time, so sad. But that one was tremendous and beautiful and sensual. Your plan for the restructure is awesome, the most awesome I've ever seen and it will make our team great again. Pterodactyl!!!'

I have a team away day on Monday to discuss restructuring our team

We're going to bring in MsHooliesCardigan. She's amazing. She brought so much work to her old team. Let me tell you, she's already started to bring work to our team and has increased in-dust- ry productivity before we've started. It's going to be a great team. MsHooliesCardigan. Making our team better again.

I don't like this plan you're proposing (what I'll say this pm), I have a much better plan that I'll present to you next Tuesday or Wednesday, in muddled sentences.

Better still, I may suggest that Trump contributed to the writing of the proposed plan.

spartacus I like the sound of that but I work in mental health so bringing in more business would imply that I am causing people to become mentally ill. I am expecting a sharp upturn in 'business' after Don's inauguration.

He's busy on Twitter again having a go at NBC for disagreeing with him. More fake news.

I would love to see him at PMQs

You people are No.1 Scary. I bet you are all ISISers. But I'm going to deal with them on the first day. And who's going to pay for it! MEXICO! Damn right they are. Trump will make America great. You BET I will. Bigly.

Trump CANNOT believe you people and how you are so crap and saying bad, fake things about me. I was going to put the GREAT back into Britain. Forget it though. You're all FIRED. Sad. So sad.

I have to confess I did create a proposal plan in trumptalk today. I wonder if anyone will notice?

Grizzly bears. They're terrible, they're really terrible. They're bringing crime, they're stealing picnic baskets, they're threatening our schools. So long as they remain a menace, we cannot rule out the FACT that guns have a place in schools! Aromatic.

(not my joke- I nicked it from Betsy De Vos)

Boy cat is now talking in Trump. This morning he said: I need my breakfast. A truly beautiful breakfast, I've had a lot of breakfasts, the best breakfasts. This breakfast is fake. Angry!

So I kicked his arse out in the garden.

Madame Tussauds are creating a wonderful model of me, it will be tremendous, really really great, the best, but media reports of them using orange yak hair are FAKE NEWS!!!! DISHONEST MEDIA!!! SCRATCHY!!!

I'm prepared for the inauguration. I've wrapped the tv in clingfilm so we can throw eggs and tomatoes. I have bought plenty of White Lightning and Buckfast to make sure everybody can drink themselves to the right level before (IQ tests will be taken and a maximum of 70 is not to be exceeded). Bunch of bananas each so we can do the hair for the photos to be life-streamed.

You're saying that employment has gone up for most of Obama's presidency, and in recent times?

That's ALL me. ME. The people knew I was going to win even years in advance.

I'm linking to this clip because it's ALL FAKE NEWS. The former head of the FSB never became Prime Minister, then President, then Prime Minister, now President, thanks to a sex tape recorded at a Russian hotel, where FSB KGB agents and prostitutes never operated.

FAKE. Do you really believe Russia would set up a honey trap for a man of the world who's used to have a go at any walking vagina?

Nice hair, V., BTW.

I dream that he steps up at the inauguration ceremony, rips off his mask (a la 'V' to reveal a lizard head) and yells 'Im fake, people! It's lies! Beautiful, great, very bigly lies!!! True! Bigly. Great. Wall. China. Mexico. Swamp. Lies. Big...