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neighbour using my drive when I'm out.

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birdladyfromhomealone · 09/01/2017 16:25

I came home early this morning just after 11am as i have had a chest infection since before Xmas and was struggling at work.
When I got home there were two cars on my drive, one park almost touching my front window and the other one at an angle beside it.
This is the only way to get two cars on the driveway so whoever it was parking there must know the driveway well and how to get two cars on it.
Outside on the road is permit parking and no parking between 10 and 12am.
This is to stop commuters and shoppers parking as we are five minutes from a huge indoor shopping centre.
I had to park behind them blocking them in and blocking the pavement also.
I left a note on my car for the traffic warden
Please knock on door as I have to obstruct the pavement due to two illegally parked cars on my drive.
half an hour later my next door neighbour in his 70's who we NEVER see knocks on my door.
Totally unapologetic and says one car belongs to his wife's carer as she cant park on the road due to restrictions and the other is a neighbour from up the road who uses our driveway when we are at work as her driveway is not big enough.
Even though I was fuming he still just didnt seen to think it was a problem even saying.
Well when your at work your not using it and at least it makes it look like some one is home.
I told him to get them moved straight away.
The carer came round looking really sheepish and asked would I mind if she parked during the restrictions between 10 and 12 as she has been given a ticket in the past. I said fine if no one is in but why cant my neighbour move his car off his drive to enable his wife's carers to park. He cant afford £40 a year to pay for a permit for his carers?
The other car nearly touching my front window is still there so I have put a not on it.
Caroline, I have reported your car to the police as an abandoned vehicle. Since then Nicholas has told me he gave you permission to park here. Nicholas has no business or authority to use our driveway. It would have been polite and neighbourly to at least have asked permission. If your car is parked on my driveway again I will be reporting you to the police.
Tomorrow if I am feeling better I am off the B&Q to buy a chain and paddlock so they cant use my drive!

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SirChenjin · 09/01/2017 18:52

A Passat? in which case, late 50s early 60s, shops in JL, and has a husband in middle management as a pp said. She's waiting for him to come home from work so she can send him round to give the OP a piece of his mind.

ChardonnayKnickertonSmythe · 09/01/2017 18:52

Any sightings of Ca online??

Scorbus · 09/01/2017 18:52

This is Caroline. She's pacing up and w her immaculate kitchen listening to Radio 4 to try and calm her nerves before scuttling over under the cover of darkness, apologising to every passing bush just in case it's the OP waiting in ambush.

neighbour using my drive when I'm out.
Dahlietta · 09/01/2017 18:53

Does Nicholas look like Norris Cole from Corrie?

He does in my head. Do you think there's something going on between him and Caroline?

HappyTalking · 09/01/2017 18:53

Can't believe I have reached the end of this thread and Caroline hasn't reappeared.

I do love a good parking thread!

Limewithorange · 09/01/2017 18:54

Caroline might be doing as she is told by Nicholas. Is he neighbourhood watch by any chance?

HappyFlappy · 09/01/2017 18:54

Some full beam searchlights and sirens would be good here obviously

And dobermans.

And a megaphone so you can shout "FREEZE, MUTHAF*CKA"

CarolineFromUpUrStreet · 09/01/2017 18:54

R U really cross hun? xxx

SauvignonBlanche · 09/01/2017 18:55

Where it says 'choose file' under the posting box, click on that and then choose a photo of your picture. Smile

birdladyfromhomealone · 09/01/2017 18:55

Nicholas ( who we have only met two or three times)
Has a seating area - aka - load of bloody plastic plants and rusty garden furniture with wind chimes and fairy lights outside his front door so on his drive he can only get one car.
Which incidentally is right on the edge of the pavement.
He does indeed wear tweed and pullovers and speaks with a silver spoon in his mouth.
His house is in terrible crumbling condition and his back garden is full of rubbish.
The way he lives does not match how he dresses or speaks. (Public school boy accent)
No idea who Caroline is!!!

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CarolineFromUpUrStreet · 09/01/2017 18:56

hun?

kittybiscuits · 09/01/2017 18:56

Nicholas should only henceforth be addressed as 'NicholasYouFuckingCunt...'

m0therofdragons · 09/01/2017 18:56

Please put a for sale sign on Caroline's car! Grin

kittybiscuits · 09/01/2017 18:57

Hahahaha Caroline

Mummyrowland · 09/01/2017 18:57

Wow what a cheek! I hope you aren't going to let her out easily!

birdladyfromhomealone · 09/01/2017 18:57

LOl just come and move your car and I am not your HUN!!!

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Chippednailvarnishing · 09/01/2017 18:57

See I was right about Caroline!

CarolineFromUpUrStreet · 09/01/2017 18:58

u do no me hun, i am the blonde who jogs past in the juicy couture tracksuit early evenings

NoelHeadbands · 09/01/2017 18:58

Some full beam searchlights and sirens would be good here obviously

And dobermans.

And a megaphone so you can shout "FREEZE, MUTHAFCKA"

Helicopters hovering overhead...Grin

SirChenjin · 09/01/2017 18:59

Grin at Caroline

CarolineFromUpUrStreet · 09/01/2017 18:59

ur husband always looks at my bum as i go passed

Bibblitybob · 09/01/2017 18:59

Did he not look sheepish or anything when he told you HE had told Caroline to use your drive?

Chippednailvarnishing · 09/01/2017 19:01

Caroline isn't a natural blonde.

beargrass · 09/01/2017 19:01

cheeky. agree - block them in, or put up a bollard. I'd be fuming, and I'd be happy for people to use ours but only if they asked and didn't take the piss

wizzywig · 09/01/2017 19:01

Ive never liked nicholas and caroline. Too smug for my liking

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