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neighbour using my drive when I'm out.

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birdladyfromhomealone · 09/01/2017 16:25

I came home early this morning just after 11am as i have had a chest infection since before Xmas and was struggling at work.
When I got home there were two cars on my drive, one park almost touching my front window and the other one at an angle beside it.
This is the only way to get two cars on the driveway so whoever it was parking there must know the driveway well and how to get two cars on it.
Outside on the road is permit parking and no parking between 10 and 12am.
This is to stop commuters and shoppers parking as we are five minutes from a huge indoor shopping centre.
I had to park behind them blocking them in and blocking the pavement also.
I left a note on my car for the traffic warden
Please knock on door as I have to obstruct the pavement due to two illegally parked cars on my drive.
half an hour later my next door neighbour in his 70's who we NEVER see knocks on my door.
Totally unapologetic and says one car belongs to his wife's carer as she cant park on the road due to restrictions and the other is a neighbour from up the road who uses our driveway when we are at work as her driveway is not big enough.
Even though I was fuming he still just didnt seen to think it was a problem even saying.
Well when your at work your not using it and at least it makes it look like some one is home.
I told him to get them moved straight away.
The carer came round looking really sheepish and asked would I mind if she parked during the restrictions between 10 and 12 as she has been given a ticket in the past. I said fine if no one is in but why cant my neighbour move his car off his drive to enable his wife's carers to park. He cant afford £40 a year to pay for a permit for his carers?
The other car nearly touching my front window is still there so I have put a not on it.
Caroline, I have reported your car to the police as an abandoned vehicle. Since then Nicholas has told me he gave you permission to park here. Nicholas has no business or authority to use our driveway. It would have been polite and neighbourly to at least have asked permission. If your car is parked on my driveway again I will be reporting you to the police.
Tomorrow if I am feeling better I am off the B&Q to buy a chain and paddlock so they cant use my drive!

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MerylPeril · 09/01/2017 20:53

I'm up for a rota. I'm happy to sit on a deck chair outside OPs house with my bestest cat bum face.

HappyFlappy · 09/01/2017 20:53

She's a MumsNetter!

She's read this full thread and those replies we thought were a joke? Well, they weren't!

Carolinewholivesupurstreet (or whatever) - You are the REAL Caroline, and I claim my MN right to hear about your ritual humiliation and degradation - COLLECT YOUR CAR, HUN!

FiveGoMadInDorset · 09/01/2017 20:54

Come on Caroline, its nearly my bed time!

JakeBallardswife · 09/01/2017 20:55

Is there anyway that Caroline thinks that Nicholas lives in your house? If he's offering your driveway could he at times be standing in front of your house claiming it as his?

I think of Caroline as Una Stubbs safe sister.

ChardonnayKnickertonSmythe · 09/01/2017 20:55

She is definitely a mums netter. Or she's read all about it in the mail tomorrow.

She'll send Nigel to collect the car.

TheCatsMother99 · 09/01/2017 20:56

She's definitely going to wait until you go to work in the morning.

I don't think you should go knocking on doors though as you're not well.

Anyone got any suggestions to keep her blocked in tomorrow? Clamp, new brick wall, erm...

Manumission · 09/01/2017 20:56

I'm up for a rota. I'm happy to sit on a deck chair outside OPs house with my bestest cat bum face.

Oh it could be lovely! Smile

We could all dress up as penguins Grin

CarolineFromUpUrStreet · 09/01/2017 20:56

hun i wont ber ount now
hav finsked teh chrafndoonnay
bit psiiied
jermeey stuk in city wont be home 2nite
we r goin 2 opne th prosceccco now
do u wnat 2 jon us?
jsut me n clare form rondu teh croner
claire sez she nos u

Mazzystarlett · 09/01/2017 20:57

Dammit, I've finished my popcorn definitely not placemarking

NeedMoreSleepOrSugar · 09/01/2017 20:57

I bet she's going to leave it until you go to work tomorrow so she can move the car when there's no-one at home. Can you take a day off tomorrow to recover from your chest infection OP? Pleeeeeease?

ChardonnayKnickertonSmythe · 09/01/2017 20:57

Ahem.....

CarolineFromUpUrStreet · 09/01/2017 20:58

jsut remememebrerd
niclolas has spae key
ask him 2 mrowow & he will mov it
soz hun xxx

CarolineFromUpUrStreet · 09/01/2017 20:59

no clare sez he hsa sprar hosue key not car
scrap tht

Questioningeverything · 09/01/2017 20:59

Nigel is my go to name Chardonnay. Saw a puppy the other day. Friend called it patch (I ain't bothering to explain why)
I declared him a Nigel. He barked approvingly.

She here yet op?? Are you there? Or have you fallen into the pit of sick person which means excited you'll be blocking her in tomorrow too sink to go to work..

Daisyfrumps · 09/01/2017 21:00

I wonder if the Passat is actually Nicholas's car and he was too embarrassed to admit it, so invented a fictitious 'Caroline from up the road' ?

HighlandMcChancer · 09/01/2017 21:00

OP we need an update!

How to stop Caroline getting away......bricks behind tyres, "accidentally" drop some nails screws and pins on the driveway 😈😈😈

musingsofawannabemumpreneur · 09/01/2017 21:00

If Caroline doesn't show up tonight, please don't go to work tomorrow OP!

ChardonnayKnickertonSmythe · 09/01/2017 21:01

Nigel would we a good name for a doberman.

TenaciousOne · 09/01/2017 21:01

Caroline should brazen it out. Just come over apologise and move her car. She won't though, she'll act all surprised if you confront her and then blame you as there isn't a gate.

Pollyanna9 · 09/01/2017 21:01

Oh god the tension!

Gallavich · 09/01/2017 21:02

Where the fuck is Caroline?!

pericat · 09/01/2017 21:03

The suspense is killing me! I am trying to get a complicated piece of work finished this evening but I have to keep checking this thread every few minutes so am not making any progress and the work must be completed this evening!!!

Come on Caroline!

EuropeanSwallow · 09/01/2017 21:03

Tondelaya Do you think, aside from the ample parking, that it's the US gun laws that help with their lack of parking issues?

Well, granted, you are a bit less keen to park in someone else's space if you think they might put a high caliber slug in some vital organ rather than leave a post-it on your windshield so there's that. But, conversely, if someone has big brass balls enough to park on your driveway here without asking, it's just as likely they'll blow your muthafuckin' head off if you try to block them in, so there's that too.
No, it's simply that Americans love their multiple vehicles per person as much as they love their firearms and they love convenience more than either hence plenty of parking.
Disclaimer: this does not apply in downtown LA, NY, SF or in any other major metro centre.

MillionToOneChances · 09/01/2017 21:03

So which of you is staying off work tomorrow to block her in and update the thread?

Questioningeverything · 09/01/2017 21:04

chardonnay are you suggesting op gets a Doberman named Nigel for property protection? Cause I approve...

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