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neighbour using my drive when I'm out.

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birdladyfromhomealone · 09/01/2017 16:25

I came home early this morning just after 11am as i have had a chest infection since before Xmas and was struggling at work.
When I got home there were two cars on my drive, one park almost touching my front window and the other one at an angle beside it.
This is the only way to get two cars on the driveway so whoever it was parking there must know the driveway well and how to get two cars on it.
Outside on the road is permit parking and no parking between 10 and 12am.
This is to stop commuters and shoppers parking as we are five minutes from a huge indoor shopping centre.
I had to park behind them blocking them in and blocking the pavement also.
I left a note on my car for the traffic warden
Please knock on door as I have to obstruct the pavement due to two illegally parked cars on my drive.
half an hour later my next door neighbour in his 70's who we NEVER see knocks on my door.
Totally unapologetic and says one car belongs to his wife's carer as she cant park on the road due to restrictions and the other is a neighbour from up the road who uses our driveway when we are at work as her driveway is not big enough.
Even though I was fuming he still just didnt seen to think it was a problem even saying.
Well when your at work your not using it and at least it makes it look like some one is home.
I told him to get them moved straight away.
The carer came round looking really sheepish and asked would I mind if she parked during the restrictions between 10 and 12 as she has been given a ticket in the past. I said fine if no one is in but why cant my neighbour move his car off his drive to enable his wife's carers to park. He cant afford £40 a year to pay for a permit for his carers?
The other car nearly touching my front window is still there so I have put a not on it.
Caroline, I have reported your car to the police as an abandoned vehicle. Since then Nicholas has told me he gave you permission to park here. Nicholas has no business or authority to use our driveway. It would have been polite and neighbourly to at least have asked permission. If your car is parked on my driveway again I will be reporting you to the police.
Tomorrow if I am feeling better I am off the B&Q to buy a chain and paddlock so they cant use my drive!

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Pollyanna9 · 09/01/2017 21:04

Honestly, about 10 friends and neighbours dressed as penguins. Now THAT is a great idea!

Standing stock still, not speaking. Inching ever close to Caroline when she comes, in a sinister fashion, shuffling ever closer to her and her car. That'd freak the lovely woman out lol!!!!

It's freaking me out just thinking about it myself actually!

Record it and load in on youtube. Ace.

Bibblitybob · 09/01/2017 21:04

Has she turned up yet?

Chippednailvarnishing · 09/01/2017 21:04

I bet Caz would love a banana up her tailpipe.

ChardonnayKnickertonSmythe · 09/01/2017 21:05

I think I am.

OP?

YellowDinosaur · 09/01/2017 21:05

I came home early this morning just after 11am as i have had a chest infection since before Xmas and was struggling at work

Brilliant. If Caroline doesn't come round to move her car you've got several days of sickies on the back of that. You can self certify for up to a week... And daily mail sad face at her from your sofa Grin

Shesays1 · 09/01/2017 21:05

Need an update!
Let out the air on her tyres so she won't be going anywhere fast tomorrow when your at work

WitchSharkadder · 09/01/2017 21:06

Pollyanna, that literally made me choke with laughing, my DH is complaining that he can't hear the TV programme he's watching.

Questioningeverything · 09/01/2017 21:08

chipped euphemism?? Or has my mind gone and done the dirty on me?

Pollyanna9 · 09/01/2017 21:08

Oh I'm so happy Witch (not about the choking, but making you laugh). It would be way surreal and properly blow her mind!

So Mr Witch, my apologies for ruining your viewing!!

therealpippi · 09/01/2017 21:10

Gosh the suspence. (Cheeky bastards!)

PoochSmooch · 09/01/2017 21:11
MerylPeril · 09/01/2017 21:11

Ready and waiting OP!

neighbour using my drive when I'm out.
ineedagardener · 09/01/2017 21:11

Hope OP and Caroline aren't having fisticuffs.... Shock

NerrSnerr · 09/01/2017 21:12

I just got a sick-note today so work aren't expecting me. As long as you have a sick bucket (it's HG so I'm not contagious) I'm happy to block her in for as long as it takes. They signed me off for a month so I have the time. I'm sure my husband will understand if i go away for a few days for such a good cause!

Pollyanna9 · 09/01/2017 21:12

Be such a shame if her tyre suffered a mysterious loss of pressure......

rollonthesummer · 09/01/2017 21:13

Are you going to work tomorrow, op?

Surely you can never go to work again until this is resolved. Your boss will understand-show him this thread Grin.

Have you any idea where Caroline lives?! Your neighbour obviously knows her by name!

What did you reply to the carer?

Pollyanna9 · 09/01/2017 21:13

I know she'd be there for longer, but it would almost be worth it heh heh heh!

Badcat666 · 09/01/2017 21:14

Hope OP and Caroline aren't having fisticuffs....

I've got an image of Nicholas holding back Caroline and shouting "It ain't worth it Cazza!" "We've had a lovely evening!"

thesourceofLoveandLight · 09/01/2017 21:14

the barefaced cheek! i think you definitely are too ill to work tomorrow OP.

OverScentedFanjo · 09/01/2017 21:16

🚘

Letseatgrandma · 09/01/2017 21:16

If Caroline uses your driveway when you are at work because hers isn't big enough, where does she park it when you are at home?! Who parks on hers during the day normally? If it's her partner/kids, surely they would be there in the evening and at the weekends too? Where does she park then!?

It doesn't make sense.

Suzytwoshoes · 09/01/2017 21:16

Caroline and Nicholas are in on this together.

Wouldn't be surprised if the cheeky bastards aren't charging visitors to the shopping centre an hourly fee to park in your drive!

Block the bitch in indefinitely ! Grin

Floridasunset · 09/01/2017 21:17

Seriously Caroline?? I have spent hours reading two penguin threads (they were brilliant) and 21 pages about you and Nick and you haven't even got off your arse to collect your car?
Caz is either very lazy or also busy reading about penguins!!

Teacupinastorm · 09/01/2017 21:18

I was meant to have an early night but but now I've found this!

dowhatnow · 09/01/2017 21:18

Never have I wished a chest infection not to clear up too quickly. Well not enough to return to work tomorrow. Sorry Op! Blush

I'll bring you Flowers and [grapes] though.