He said he was going for a wee, on our twenty minute walk home from school. He went behind a bush next to the footpath. When I went to pull his trousers up the evidence was there to see (and smell). He proclaimed innocence to start with and then giggled uncontrollably all the way home.
I usually have poo bags with me but I'd left the dog at home and hadn't considered I'd need them for walking a five year old. So I had to leave it.
We scarpered down the path and I think we got away with it, but I am mortified.
Should I have gone back to clean it up? I considered it but then, erm, didn't. I'm now feeling a bit guilty.
How bad is this? Please tell me your children are as gross as mine!