To start the NINTH thread that nobody responds to

[PortiaCastis]

For the lonely faces, in those empty spaces
For the unloved and the denied
For the little wheels turning bigger deals
For all the dreams that bloomed and those that died

Mother nature don't draw straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members of
The Union of different kinds

All welcome we are Vanilla who makes cakes
Toad who is meme champion
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf
AGL who is young
Jess well I dunno
Ruby Being and anyone I've forgotten

And Red, who's ginger.

Hello.

No subscription required to our bonkers union

I'm very young

Hi folks! Anyone need any advice?

Can I do 10?

I used to be very young.

You can do as many as you like AGL, just remember to be safe.

Sorry I am busy working not shagging so makes a change

Catch up later

The estate agent I need is off today :(

I see Portia has started her posts here the way she means to continue... . (And I don't mean her inspiring verse!)

Yay

Pssst, Portia, it's not Ruby any more!! It's erm, another colour!

The colour of my bridesmaid's dress...!

Always be Ruby to me!

I have to put the Hoover around. And change the cat litter. And dust the black glass TV stand, yet again. Why was black glass ever invented????

Can't you just HOOVER the telly?

Dusting black glass - a Sisyphean task if ever there was one, Red!

Attention all. I AM BLUE, there is only one red on the thread and its not Ruby red.

So I've seen another house. Urgh. The polite way my mom puts it is "it's been a rental for too long". How do people live in such filth? How can landlord get away with not fixing basics like kitchen cupboards and baths?

I want that other house (the small but nice one). I'm going to write the landlord a letter to go with my application to beg to hopefully make me seem like a good candidate.

Red hoover it. I don't dust I hoover

Re IKEA - And don't forget, only buy what you can actually fit in your car!

Or make sure you've booked a man and van. Its what I did when I'd first left ex and had nothing.

I found you!

Found you all.

I have mainly been doing not very much this afternoon. Pottering about, playing with the cats and just generally being lazy.

Got to take teen to an appointment later but it means sitting in the car for an hour with the roof down in the sunshine reading. It's a tough life. :o