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To start the NINTH thread that nobody responds to

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 13:33

For the lonely faces, in those empty spaces
For the unloved and the denied
For the little wheels turning bigger deals
For all the dreams that bloomed and those that died

Mother nature don't draw straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members of
The Union of different kinds

All welcome we are Vanilla who makes cakes
Toad who is meme champion
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf
AGL who is young
Jess well I dunno
Ruby Being and anyone I've forgotten

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 22/08/2016 19:49

vanilla. It could be a 'thought-provoking' episode....

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 19:49

And then there were none

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Bettercallsaul1 · 22/08/2016 19:50

Just insert some poison into that chocolate cake and offer them all a slice, Vanilla (like I was suggesting in the last thread.) All dead after one delicious bite...

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 19:52

But but Aidey baby has to live on

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 19:53

and Paul Anka the dog

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VanillaSugar · 22/08/2016 19:55

My cake is too nice to waste on that miserable lot.


Ohhh MumsnetHQ are doing a web chat with Owen Smith. Let's ask

  1. What is your favourite biscuit?
  2. Why are you not Aidan Turner?
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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 19:56

Owen Smith harumph

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Mummyshortlegz · 22/08/2016 19:57

I want some cake. Now. Vanilla. Make with the cake.

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 19:58

I was going to type Aidey for PM but that's impossible

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VanillaSugar · 22/08/2016 19:58

Lol, have asked the Biscuit question. Go on, ask about AT. I dare you!!!

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 20:00

Well I asked for a web chat with AT and you lot killed my thread

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 20:03

If I type why aren't you Aidey baby, sanctimony will overide me without a doubt

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VanillaSugar · 22/08/2016 20:04

I thought we were supporting you Sad

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 20:05

Now if Rick Stein came on a web chat I would have plenty to say !

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 20:06

toad said something about aideys twatter

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VanillaSugar · 22/08/2016 20:11

Oh she didn't.......... hahahahhahadhahahahahahha 😅

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 22/08/2016 20:11

Rink Stein is an utter arsehole who began the slow ruination of Cornwall as a place for people to have homes and predicated the influx of 'second house' buyers who pushed locals out of the market altogether. Rant over. As you were.

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 22/08/2016 20:12

Rick even. Not a typo. Cannot bear to utter his name, is all Blush

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VanillaSugar · 22/08/2016 20:13

Mummy - just for you Cake 🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 20:13

😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉
Thread in aibu about well looks
As if anyones going to answer properly
I answered one like that ages ago, it said who do you look like?
I said Marilyn Monroe and nobody challenged me

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VanillaSugar · 22/08/2016 20:14

I thought his name was Cun Stein?
From sCunThorpe?

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 20:15

Rick has a second chippy here £16.95 for cod and 2 chips

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Mummyshortlegz · 22/08/2016 20:16

Have you tried it? I'd want a go.

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 20:20

We went when it first opened but Gran complained about the 2 chips on a big plate

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 22/08/2016 20:20

Vanilla Grin

Portia. Also Grin at 'two chips'

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