To start the NINTH thread that nobody responds to

[PortiaCastis]

For the lonely faces, in those empty spaces
For the unloved and the denied
For the little wheels turning bigger deals
For all the dreams that bloomed and those that died

Mother nature don't draw straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members of
The Union of different kinds

All welcome we are Vanilla who makes cakes
Toad who is meme champion
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf
AGL who is young
Jess well I dunno
Ruby Being and anyone I've forgotten

vanilla. It could be a 'thought-provoking' episode....

And then there were none

Just insert some poison into that chocolate cake and offer them all a slice, Vanilla (like I was suggesting in the last thread.) All dead after one delicious bite...

But but Aidey baby has to live on

and Paul Anka the dog

My cake is too nice to waste on that miserable lot.

Ohhh MumsnetHQ are doing a web chat with Owen Smith. Let's ask

1. What is your favourite biscuit?
2. Why are you not Aidan Turner?

Owen Smith harumph

I want some cake. Now. Vanilla. Make with the cake.

I was going to type Aidey for PM but that's impossible

Lol, have asked the question. Go on, ask about AT. I dare you!!!

Well I asked for a web chat with AT and you lot killed my thread

If I type why aren't you Aidey baby, sanctimony will overide me without a doubt

I thought we were supporting you

Now if Rick Stein came on a web chat I would have plenty to say !

toad said something about aideys twatter

Oh she didn't.......... hahahahhahadhahahahahahha 😅

Rink Stein is an utter arsehole who began the slow ruination of Cornwall as a place for people to have homes and predicated the influx of 'second house' buyers who pushed locals out of the market altogether. Rant over. As you were.

Rick even. Not a typo. Cannot bear to utter his name, is all

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Thread in aibu about well looks
As if anyones going to answer properly
I answered one like that ages ago, it said who do you look like?
I said Marilyn Monroe and nobody challenged me

I thought his name was Cun Stein?
From sCunThorpe?

Rick has a second chippy here £16.95 for cod and 2 chips

Have you tried it? I'd want a go.

We went when it first opened but Gran complained about the 2 chips on a big plate

Vanilla

Portia. Also at 'two chips'