To start the NINTH thread that nobody responds to

[PortiaCastis]

For the lonely faces, in those empty spaces
For the unloved and the denied
For the little wheels turning bigger deals
For all the dreams that bloomed and those that died

Mother nature don't draw straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members of
The Union of different kinds

All welcome we are Vanilla who makes cakes
Toad who is meme champion
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf
AGL who is young
Jess well I dunno
Ruby Being and anyone I've forgotten

[RedOnHerHedd]

AGL I Hoover the tv stand first with the brushy attachment then I'll dust it later. I just shook half a packet of biscuits worth of crumbs out of the rug. Bloody kids and their biscuits!!

[MrsTerryPratchett]

Hello All. I didn't catch up with the last thread at ALL. How is everyone?

[Mycatsabastard]

red don't throw the crumbs away, you can make a cheesecake base from them!!

[AverageGayLad]

I still have nowhere to live :( back to the estate agent in town again tomorrow! can't they just come to me

[PortiaCastis]

Stop bloody name changing and then I wont feel a twat.
Just reporting that I have had one of those windows computer phone calls. I said oh right hang on I'll put you on hold. Made out I was a recording while trying to disguise my Cornish accent and told him
All calls are being recorded for training purposes of the bbc watchdog team
Cheeky git told me to fuck off!!!
Ha had to laugh
Still wading through a persons creative invoicing. I was born yesterday obvs

[VanillaSugar]

Oh my poor little girl. A*AB & she's srill holding out for her first choice university. The regrade came back with the same mark so she can't reapply for the same course. She's currently looking at different courses which have lower entry requirements. 😢😢😢😢😢😢

She should be so HAPPY. 8 marks. That's all it was. 8 marks over two years 😢

[AverageGayLad]

Vanilla :(

[VanillaSugar]

Thank you

[VanillaSugar]

Good luck finding somewhere to live. Someone needs to cut us some slack.

[MyDressIsInferiorBlue]

vanilla such a shame for her. Even worse that not that long ago there wasn't even a distinction between A and A* so AAB was the most any uni could ask for (bar oxford and Cambridge). I hope she gets a course she's happy with.

AGL its crap looking for rented. Couldn't your support worker get you put as a priority for a housing trust/ association property?

[RedOnHerHedd]

Portia I had phone calls off someone about my computer too. I had him going for ages and then when he asked what computer I had I said it was a pink one. He asked what make and I said my granddaughters V-Tech, ages 3-6. He put the phone down.

Btw I'm not a grandmother and I have no idea if pink V-Tech's come in age 3-6. But I had great fun.

Vanilla hope your DD gets where she wants.

AGL keep looking.

MyCats I don't have any cream cheese here. So I squashed all the bits into cookie cutters to make them back into whole biscuits again. Waste not want not!

[MyDressIsInferiorBlue]

Cheeky git told me to fuck off!!!

What a total bastard! He's trying to scam you and has the audacity to swear at you for realising.

[Bettercallsaul1]

Commiserations, Vanilla - it's rotten luck when that happens. "So near and yet so far" is particularly bitter when your DD had set her heart on that particular course and Uni. if she's just heard, she'll need a few days to mourn that course before thinking seriously about another one.

[AverageGayLad]

Vanilla How long did the remark take? I've asked for one of mine to be remarked.

Blue I'm a very high priority on home options, but that doesn't help if there are no properties :(

[PortiaCastis]

to everyone having problems
My Grans hungover so is Jim with the hat. Of coufrse I was sober and drinking orange juice lacedwithvoddy on it's own
My Mum's husband came back from offshore work and will be around for a while. Not keen on him, oily git.

Dd is at her supermarket job and I'm just going to chill out for a bit.

[MyDressIsInferiorBlue]

AGL so you're in one of those areas, where housing trust properties aren't just scarce, they are virtually none existent then? That sucks.

Where I live, as long as you can get listed as a priority, then you can get something decent.

[BeingATwatItsABingThing]

I'm home from IKEA now. God it was busy!

[AverageGayLad]

Exactly Blue! The only property available last time you needed a car for :(

[RedOnHerHedd]

Housework all done. Big cat has just sat on my lap, so I'm having cuddles before I start cooking dinner. Then I shall be having a glass of something alcoholic later

[PortiaCastis]

I'm a!lergic to cats. Had a nice little dog when I was married but bastard face ill treated him so I had to let a friend adopt him. He had floppy ears and was called Charlie.

[Bettercallsaul1]

I will be joining you, Red!

[PortiaCastis]

An advisory idea Better

[Bettercallsaul1]

I said it was a pink one. Red

[BeingATwatItsABingThing]

[BeingATwatItsABingThing]

Anyone offering this?