To start a FIFTH thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Well, we're back by popular demand. Or not, as the title suggests. It's been incredible that four threads have reached a thousand posts where nobody, no one and no one at all posted anything. At all.

So, continue the party. Join the party and gatecrash the party. Let's see if we can reach five thousand posts of whiffle, piffle and pictures of Aidan Turner.

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Mikey you know the one at the Plym Pavs in November

portia. I'm desperate. It's Co OP Boy's day off....

Tney moved your thread in error Vanilla

He's gorgeous n all. I'm open. Very

Get over to Church Cove later on Jess it's lights camera action

vanilla spotted you on the errant hubby in Brighton thread. God, that brightened up my broken-lamped Sunday morning.

portia. I can't! Mum is bringing DS back at six!

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Oh I'll see what I can do
I has only been on a couple of other threads today and dont think im popular

What happened in Brighton?

Ha! Me neither. Am totes sticking to this one from now on.

Hello Jess!! Yup, that husband definitely pulled last night. As we were leaving the house I was tempted to do a quick post and ask the OP of her DH was wearing the penis breaker T-SHIRT!

Someone's hubby went awol in Brighton and people were discussing whether he had shagged the babysitter/shagged a guy/ been in a casino/ been arrested. I like to think all of the above.

vanilladid the OP come back?!

We're past 500! wine all round! How do you like that glass, Ruby?

Definitely a half full one

Husband went off with the babysitter and then said he'd been arrested and was in the cells all night. That was at 11am. Haven't been in since then.

I told that woman on the fags on the beach one wha I thought cos she said peeps were scum Harumph

Oh no!!!!! What have you done, that mumsnetHQ have COMMENTED 😨

Nothing naughty but that made me giggle.

Ah she pulled that stunt a couple of weeks ago. Did it get deleted?

Somebody Linky the babysitter one please?

But let me tell you about MY day. I had the Duke of Rutland's afternoon tea at Belvoir Castle (pronounced Beeeeeever) with SC'OHHhh-nes and everything.

Oooooooooo very naice and posh. Did you have a nice time?

Smoking 'scum' hasn't been back since! I liked how the Brighton babysitter was assumed to be some total hottie with fire in her loins and just gagging to shag some pissed up middle aged man.

I 'm glad you've seen the light, Jess, re thread-hopping! I told you to stay at home, all safe and cosy

Did you have cucumber sandwiches before your scone (to rhyme with gone), Vanilla?