To start a FIFTH thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Well, we're back by popular demand. Or not, as the title suggests. It's been incredible that four threads have reached a thousand posts where nobody, no one and no one at all posted anything. At all.

So, continue the party. Join the party and gatecrash the party. Let's see if we can reach five thousand posts of whiffle, piffle and pictures of Aidan Turner.

🙋🙌👍👐🎂🎉🎊🐰🐸🍸🍺🍻🍷🍹☕🍵🍦🍰🌞🌝

Shall we chuck in toad as well (bigger cackle)

Heh heh heh! Why not? < eyes toad thoughtfully>

Hmmmmmmmm

AGL I'll let it go because you're on your holidays and you've had a bad journey, but you must get back to your vegetables afterwards, okay? (I love jelly sweets like that!).

Goodness, we better slow down and give Vanilla a chance to appear! We've less than twenty posts left.

We'll need a new thread very soon..

What an angel

Why does even thinking about starting a diet make me hungry.

YAY!!! I'm not alone in that. I don't know a single person in RL who has that problem.

I also have serious issues actually dieting because being on a diet makes me think about food constantly and I end up eating more

How much sexy shopping can I do when he works the other six days? I already have a surplus of courgettes, lubes, wipes and condoms. And I have to keep shredding my till receipts

This made me laugh out loud for some reason!

Well, I suppose you could extend your vegetable purchases to anything remotely phallic. At least you'll be super healthy!

Lots of body lotions. At least your skin will be super smooth.

Condoms are difficult. If you aren't using them, you will start to stockpile them up a bit. Hmm.....Ditto the wipes.....

Thankyou [toad]

What should I have for dinner?

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I had an eating disorder because of ex but I'm eating more now.

Looks good AGL

Wish I was there!

Ruby

Yes, I find dieting totally counterproductive. I've got so far off track lately. Working at home has shot the last of any "discipline" I had to pieces too!

Portia

You've got to eat to keep your strength up for AT. He looks like he takes up a lot of your energy

We better stop and wait for Vanilla'- she wouldn't have expected the thread to go so quickly this afternoon.

WHERE'S VANILLA????

I refuse to stop

Impetuous youth!!!!!

I think we should have a moratorium on posting till she returns!

Mwahahahaha

Not happening

Nooooo

Last post?

:)

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