To start a FIFTH thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Well, we're back by popular demand. Or not, as the title suggests. It's been incredible that four threads have reached a thousand posts where nobody, no one and no one at all posted anything. At all.

So, continue the party. Join the party and gatecrash the party. Let's see if we can reach five thousand posts of whiffle, piffle and pictures of Aidan Turner.

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We only cuddled😜

I knew we had a psychic connection, MrsTP! Scorpios rule the universe.

better Aren't Scorpios supposed to have a very high sex drive (attempts to lower the tone)

Oh, I couldn't possibly say! --Luckily OH is a Scorpio too.

portia wish my DS would come in the sea but he hates it; had to sit in a rock pool with him yesterday which I'm positive about 1000 other DC's had peed in before we entered. It was just too warm....

I am a Libra

More star signs! Portia!

Ha ha Jess how old is your ds?

We're past 500! all round! How do you like that glass, Ruby?

Aha. My Cornish soul mate. Shame I plan on shagging your hubby.....

He's 4.5 and water resistant

Well, that's a major thing to have in common! Could be bonding.

Oi my Aidy is a Gemini and hands off

I 'm a glass-half-full kind of person.

Gemini - the twins, eh? So enough for two!

I love body boarding and my dd is 17. 18 in October

I would take that as a sign, Jess.

Bloody feels enough for 2 😉

Looks good in his wetsuit

Gemini's have duplicit personalities, Portia - my ex was one. If Mr Poldark says he''s heading for a night out in a 'nearby town' you know whose bed he'll be sleeping in....

Looky here Jess leave Aidy alone and you can have Mikey

Ehhhh..... Ok....shakes hands.

Bliley, you lot have been busy! Give me 10 mins to catch up on the action 😀😁

I should add that I wouldn't wish exdh on anyone !

Oh no!!!!! What have you done, that mumsnetHQ have COMMENTED 😨