To start a FIFTH thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Well, we're back by popular demand. Or not, as the title suggests. It's been incredible that four threads have reached a thousand posts where nobody, no one and no one at all posted anything. At all.

So, continue the party. Join the party and gatecrash the party. Let's see if we can reach five thousand posts of whiffle, piffle and pictures of Aidan Turner.

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Well smoking scum got another bollocking from me this morning. Tis the the smoking bit that offends me it's calling people scum. How fucking dare she !!!!!

better. You are so right. It was just errant hubs possibly shagging babysitter and/or hot men and/or spending their mortgage in a casino and/or getting arrested just kind of reeled me in. I love a salacious thread. me.

Ha fire in her loins. I had fire elsewhere😜

portia -better is insistent I stay on this thread. I don't want to go AWOL, but you are luring me back to the beach....

I can report my curtains are still clean!

Don't give into temptation, Jess - stay here and discuss scones and star signs.

Vanilla - what is your star sign?
And what's yours, Ruby?

Just read my post of admiration Jess and come back here

I don't think it was the babysitter - I think he went to a club and pulled.

I had a vair naice time, thank you!

Average - what's your star sign?

So the nusband went to a c!ub and shagged a man or a woman?

No one (not even Noone) is answering! I'm beginning to feel all alone in the zodiac.

I am a Virgo. Sorry.

I tried to persuade DS to have a cucumber sandwich but he wanted cheese without the pickle. I had a selection of sandwiches, scoooohhhhhhnes and a cake because the kids ate the rest. I am now sittin in my garden typing in my phone and the butler my DH has brought me a gin and tonic.

We ARE scum Portia and I am proud to be called so by such a luvverlly lady. From now on, I will hold my breath (except when I have very quick drag on fag).

G&T that sounds good.😮

I reckon average is Aquarius or Gemini.

I vape Aidy has a crafty fag

vanilla I knew it, I have always regarded Virgos as the posh sign... Cucumber sandwiches indeed....

I gather the lady is a disapproving non-smoker? . Is she a regular or bridge-dweller?

I was smoking and drinking and addicted to meds but Im much better now.

I bet he's Aries.

portia he's just pure filth, though.

better. VERY disapproving. And slightly mad.

Dunno Better but I told her she was up her own arse and she thought her own shit didn't stink and words like that. Just a keyboard warrior I think