To start a FIFTH thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Well, we're back by popular demand. Or not, as the title suggests. It's been incredible that four threads have reached a thousand posts where nobody, no one and no one at all posted anything. At all.

So, continue the party. Join the party and gatecrash the party. Let's see if we can reach five thousand posts of whiffle, piffle and pictures of Aidan Turner.

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Ah, the voice of cold, uncompromising accuracy, Ruby!

This morning, my DS broke

My favourite lamp and as a result

Good - over to you, Jess.

He is at my mum's who will probably

Tel him I'm a naughty mummy for

Are you a glass-half-full or a glass-half-empty person? Or do you not care as long as you have a glass in your hand?

See it depends on what's in the glass so to speak.

Telling him off (it had a frog as it's base and I loved it). Wow. Never done drip-feeding before. It was enjoyable.

We know your DS is the light of your life, Jess , so what need is there for a lamp?

I can't give you a frog but we used to have a toad.

Better that's really sweet

Do you think toad checked in to rehab over her mn and meme addiction?

better awwwww.... Sometimes....

Right, crack on peeps, we're almost there.

Suggestions:

Star signs
Favourite sexual positions
Why I hate Lego

Guesss

Where

portia guess what?

I've

Been

My star sign is the enigmatic, mysterious Scorpio.
And, erm, I hate Lego because Duplo is much easier to find. was there another question? I forget

AC's bed?

I'm a Scorpio too! And Lego is stepped on!

I am a well-balanced Libran who appreciates the aesthetically pleasing e.g Co Op Boy. And Lego is sharp.

Oh good, Portia's here! She'll answer that second question at length

Well yes but swimming too. The sea is quite warm today