To start a FIFTH thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Well, we're back by popular demand. Or not, as the title suggests. It's been incredible that four threads have reached a thousand posts where nobody, no one and no one at all posted anything. At all.

So, continue the party. Join the party and gatecrash the party. Let's see if we can reach five thousand posts of whiffle, piffle and pictures of Aidan Turner.

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I say pot noo-delle

You mean nooga, surely Being, since there's no "r" in nougat?

No, I don't put an r on the end but I was trying to make it really clear on which a sound I was going for.

How else would you say pot noodle

Poot no duhl

My MIL calls hashbrowns "hashbrownies". I asked if they made her feel happy and she didn't get it at all.

Best to leave her in a state of innocence, Being.

Her son is a PC, I think he explained to her why she couldn't call them that.

Mind you, she might get a lot worse if she ever went round to Vanilla's for afternoon tea..

I'd beware of what was in her scones ... to rhyme with gones

this

Are you our new meme queen, jet? (while toad is on her toilet break)

Morning all,

I've no idea why this thread was moved over , but am going to quietly move it back to AIBU where it belongs. It IS an AIBU!

Thankyou Dawn!

Who accidentally moves a thread?

Finger slip? Ghost in the machine? Aiden's lawyer?

I could be meme second in command maybe!

(while toad is on her toilet break)

I can't believe she's still not back. At this rate she'll have hours of memes to catch up on.

Anyone else see Dave Gorman's Modern Life sketch on common phrases being used wrong? jet's meme reminds me of it.

This is the best I can do...

and that is why I am the deputy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Surely toad would take her phone with her for company during her toilet break?

Afternoon, all (does policeman bendy leg thing)

Just checking in. Am currently hooked on the AWOL hubby in Brighton thread and speculation as to whether he was shagging the babysitter/shagging a man/arrested/at a casino. Is it me or are the last two the 'boring' options?

jet delighted you are stepping up to the plate while toad continues with her rather prolonged bowel movements. Would it BU to do a AIBU about toad going awol?