To start a FIFTH thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Well, we're back by popular demand. Or not, as the title suggests. It's been incredible that four threads have reached a thousand posts where nobody, no one and no one at all posted anything. At all.

So, continue the party. Join the party and gatecrash the party. Let's see if we can reach five thousand posts of whiffle, piffle and pictures of Aidan Turner.

🙋🙌👍👐🎂🎉🎊🐰🐸🍸🍺🍻🍷🍹☕🍵🍦🍰🌞🌝

Thank you Dawn, for your efforts on our behalf. I see we are now back in AIBU!

I think the Mumsnet have commented on this thread at the top makes us sound a bit edgy and controversial, which can only enhance our reputation and draw in new posters. Am I right?

Extremely busy but pleased the thread is back in the correct place. toad have you panned?
I am going shagging swimming.

I think Newbies would be scared off by the 18 pages of comments. I have seen your posts before but I always see them too late to join in. I was so happy when I caught you at the beginning.

Jess - I've warned you about going on these other threads! You know you'll just get upset by all those scary, excitable posters who aren't us.
However, if you happen to see toad on your travels, send her home ASAP. In fact, take her yourself.

All are welcome at any time on our thread! We are a friendly thread. well, apart from Average who hit me. And his Mum wasn't even there to tell him off

Oh I know but it's a lot to read. 😂

There is nothing to read. No one responds.

I agree with both of the last comments.

A newcomer wouldn't know that though. 😛

Ahem as President Olivia would say. I am very responsive but am rather busy.

Ah but now I have to go to the loo...

Just make sure you come back jet and don't disappear into the sewer like a certain other poster has done.

toad will be delighted that you're standing in for her and won't mind at all that you're the current Meme Queen. She'll know you meme well.

Better!

bloody telltales

Hello all

Sc-owns for me (jam on first)! Although when I lived north of the border I did pronounce it Scons so as not to be battered for being a posh English twat

Pry-Mark

Key-noir

How do you say Prius? (As in Toyota)

Is it Pry-us or Pree-us??

In other news, I stayed up far too late last night, watching sports day on the telly with my DS. He's excited for tonight's 100m mens final so looks like I will be up late for that too.

Hi MissEliza I bet Mr D enjoys a nice afternoon tea in the drawing room (as long as it doesn't face full west).

Now, I'd be willing to accept his pronunciation of scone as long as it agreed with mine

Preeus

This is no way to reach 1000 comments.

These newbies- so impatient!

We'll get there, Being! We always do.

You should have been on thread 2 Twat. It was a juggernaut.

I say Pree-us, OH says Pry-us
Let's call the whole thing off

I'm bored! Watching the world's shittest version of Peter Pan on ITV...

I'm back from Morrisons!

Thread 2 was definitely the benchmark for speed, Being. But Thread 1 (as MrsTP will remember) took 12 days!! So this one's not too bad.