To start a FIFTH thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Well, we're back by popular demand. Or not, as the title suggests. It's been incredible that four threads have reached a thousand posts where nobody, no one and no one at all posted anything. At all.

So, continue the party. Join the party and gatecrash the party. Let's see if we can reach five thousand posts of whiffle, piffle and pictures of Aidan Turner.

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He's coming back later

Oh, I've seen these horse programmes! Is nothing sacred?

Demelza wades in the water

I used to work in a&e I have seen lots and lots of things up men's bottoms. They all tripped.

Accompanied by her better half?

I saw one where a woman married a roller-coaster.

Jess I have posted a profound and meaninful meme on tother thread. Ha!

Does Demelza die?!

There's a lot of very careless people about,What. Especially when hoovering naked, or cleaning the loo.

portia I will seek it out....

Or straightening their hair, cooking, washing vegetables...

No, I'm sure Demelza doesn't die - don't they live happily ever after?

They really should wear more sensible footwear.

When I was on a school trip to Italy a friend and I got lost from the teachers ( accidently on purpose you understand) anyhooooksszeee we ended up in a flat in Alessio with a couple of nice looking Italianos. Nice flat with plain white walls but then the video went on and oh dear me

portia have just seen meme. I think you may have just had the last word on that thread! Perfection!

My hunny bunny scoops Demelza out

What's happened?! What have I missed?!

I got distracted by The Hobbit.

My MIL broke her hip falling over the Dyson. Now there's an excuse, if ever there was one, not to do the hoovering.

That doesn't sound like any school trip that I went on, Portia.

Ha I win I want a gold star where's my star

I think I hate Demelza.

The video involved a German Shepherd dog and a lady

for you Portia

portia

She was no lady.