To start a FIFTH thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Well, we're back by popular demand. Or not, as the title suggests. It's been incredible that four threads have reached a thousand posts where nobody, no one and no one at all posted anything. At all.

So, continue the party. Join the party and gatecrash the party. Let's see if we can reach five thousand posts of whiffle, piffle and pictures of Aidan Turner.

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Anyway am I the only one intrigued by these loo brushes with books on the handle I know its a typo for hook really

ruby it was AGL 'bragging off' and being goady about his possession of a penis. I want one. any one

Why would you buy baby oil

And ENOUGH WITH THE DICK INJURIES

They're the ones sold by MN, Ruby so we can read at the same time as cleaning the loo. It caters to this forum's superior level of education and literacy.

Jess I didn't choose to have one!

AGL They are self inflicted though

Well hello there. Had my meal and sex on the beach then come home to read about bog brush bum sex. This is quite perturbing.

Bloody sand gets everywhere, even places I didn't know I had.
Ah well Bombay Sapphire it is

so we can read at the same time as cleaning the loo. It caters to this forum's superior level of education and literacy.

Do you think its an educational book on the pros and cons of using a toilet brush?

I'm afraid the conversation's moved on from scones, Portia.

AGL. Yes you did. You so did. In fact, you probably stole mine.

In my feminist fury, I'm now going to have a quick listen to Alanis Morisette's 'You Oughta Know' poor upstairs neighbour man must be so sick of this song

Shove some harpic down the pan and have a quick brush round

Bloody sand gets everywhere, even places I didn't know I had.

That's why you're supposed to do it up against a rock

They are dirty books, obviously, with a lot of toilet humour jokes.

Well fuck my old boots and I was thinking sex and scones and harpic hallucinations

Then Id be between a rock and a hard place

Apparently the last few chords of the Newsnight theme tune say "Stick it up your bum." According to the Daily Mirror.

noone has been posting on other threads this evening...

vanilla. I just when for a pee and found myself looking at my loo brush. Meaningfully. I don't think I've even glanced at it before bathroom gets cleaned three times a year. What. Have. You. Done. If I get bristle burn, I will sue.

Spoiler alert
I can confirm that Demelza ................

Nnooo!!!! LET ME FIND HER!

What about toad? Has toad been cheating too? I can't take the pain....

Yes? Yes? Demelza ...?

In take a break earlier, no joke, "I paid £2000 to marry my horse"

Then Id be between a rock and a hard place

That made me giggle like a teenager