To start a FIFTH thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Well, we're back by popular demand. Or not, as the title suggests. It's been incredible that four threads have reached a thousand posts where nobody, no one and no one at all posted anything. At all.

So, continue the party. Join the party and gatecrash the party. Let's see if we can reach five thousand posts of whiffle, piffle and pictures of Aidan Turner.

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straightening their hair, cooking, washing vegetables...

Straightening hair!?!?!?!? - definitely not heard that one before!

How can they think for one minute that there is any conceivable way you could "slip" whilst washing veg/cooking/hoovering/hair straightening and accidentally shove it up your butt?

Who the fuck is Demelza

Also at this rate we'll beat thread two!

Vanilla knows Demelza so we can't hate her
Mil falling over the dyson ha ha very good excuse

Was she really a 'lady', Portia?

AGL Demelza is Poldarks missus

I'm not entirely sure, AGF but she appears to be shagging Portia's BF and is therefore hateable.

A lady of the night or the dog . Take your pick

You've missed a great deal of discussion on unusual uses of toilet brushes, and vacuum cleaners, Being. You were probably better off in Middle Earth.

I'll take the German Shephard. Has he got a big crook?

Not Demelza i mean the lady in the video

Checking in. Glad you are back Better
Scones stones.
Chucking away my loo brushes tomorrow.
I'm very tired. Try not to trash the thread by tomorrow morning ta x

She's an actress..Demelza.isn't real, so she isn't shagging AT in RL.

Toilet brushes... I see.

I use mine for brushing DD's teeth. Is that not right?

I have sand somewhere i need to get rid of it

I only brush teeth with a toilet duck fresh brush. I think I might phone 202 and report you. Hun.

bing does she have very large teeth?

That's fine, being

It's no bog standard toilet brush. It's a very fancy toilet brush, I'll have you know.

portia don't forget the sand making pearls thing...

Hi jet! Scone - gone

See you tomorrow, if thread is still here.

My Mum had her offer accepted. More bloody scons to make

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That pearl is still missing