To start a FIFTH thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Well, we're back by popular demand. Or not, as the title suggests. It's been incredible that four threads have reached a thousand posts where nobody, no one and no one at all posted anything. At all.

So, continue the party. Join the party and gatecrash the party. Let's see if we can reach five thousand posts of whiffle, piffle and pictures of Aidan Turner.

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And I pray....

Oh my god, do I pray

I pray every day for a revolooooooootion....

(I love that song)

better. Weirdly, although this thread is generally about talking twaddle, I find way more common-sense on here that other MN threads!

Absolutely - this thread is a mine of information, common sense and camaraderie. Once you've found it, there's no need for any other. All of life is here.

I just got lost in the conspiracy theory threads. I've been there hours. I love dirt Coke.

WHY WOULD YOU HOOVER YOUR DICK

Also I can confirm that too much h masturbation hurts, according to a friend honest

Oh, I don't think the object was cleanliness, Average. I don't think there was anything clean about their motives at all.

Now now, chaps, reign it in...

Yeah but how would that even get you off

The conspiracy theory thread is still running, is it? I deliberately didn't venture into that one as I value my sanity.

better. That Henry chap does have a certain glint in his eye..... Absolutely no to Hetty, though.

Apparently, the suction is quite.. pleasant. Allegedly.

Toadgirl

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Ew

Jess I'm feeling increasingly relieved that I gave my daughter a Hetty, when she moved into her new flat. Especially as she has three male flatmates.

I'm getting a bit concerned about toad's digestive tract. Is there a doctor on the thread?

feminist rant about to begin....

AIBU to think men have it waaay easier than men? Not only do women have to fork out for sanitary products, but if a guy wants to do solo sex, he has to spend a quid on a bottle of baby oil. If a woman wants to recreate 'that loving feeling', she has to spend £20 plus on a Rampant Rabbit or similar I wouldn't know from Ann Summers. It's a disgrace. (flounces off)

Er, men have it easier than women even. Shaking & crying right now.

Don't we have a Minister for Women now, or some such? Perhaps you could forward your concerns, Jess?

Good, good, good, good vibrations. ...

Did you see the TV programme about Junior Doctors? In A&E? A bloke came in with a loo brush stick up his bottom. "APPARENTLY" he was wiping his arse and accidentally fell on top of it. He had to have it surgically removed as the book got caught on his colon.

I was going to mention this on the first thread but I thought you lot were too sensitive.

Vanilla 'fell on top of it' - as you do! Hope it was clean...

But by Thread 5 you know better, Vanilla!

The bristley end wasn't up his bum...

Maybe it was one of those sub-standard loo brushes from BHS that didn't actually have a brush? Allegedly.

jess what sparked that thought. Anyway lovehoney is cheaper

Vanilla there are loads like that. There was a guy who got a lightbulb stuck up there. There was also one who got a Biro lid stuck in the end of his manhood. Ouch.

vanilla. Why a toilet brush, then? I thought the bristles were the thrill?! Couldn't he have used, erm, a....I can't finish this sentence.

Maybe they were marketed as "safer for recreational purposes"?