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VanillaSugar · 09/08/2016 19:16

All welcome to post nothing.
All welcome to muse about nothing.
We know nothing.
We heart Jon Snow.
And Aidan Turner.
And Idris Elba.
And The Game... ohfck.

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Noonesfool · 10/08/2016 13:24
SpecialAgentFreyPie · 10/08/2016 13:26

You are not alone!

That's from a movie but I can't remember what

SpecialAgentFreyPie · 10/08/2016 13:27

I'm eating Oreo chocolate. Admit your jealousy and bow before me! Because, reasons.

Noonesfool · 10/08/2016 13:34

I want a deck chair. Can I find one, for the amount I'm prepared to pay?

Also still need haircut.

can't cope

PortiaCastis · 10/08/2016 13:35

A ceasar salad goes down well after an exhaustive morning

Noonesfool · 10/08/2016 13:39

I love Caeser salad.

Although I ordered one the other day in a cafe and it had all sorts of weird shit in in.

I'm something of a purist.

PortiaCastis · 10/08/2016 13:46

Caesar shit is not nourishing go get a do

AverageGayLad · 10/08/2016 13:48

What's Caesar Salad?

noone I bet your hair is amazing. Try gumtree for deckchairs

PortiaCastis · 10/08/2016 13:50

I had to leave my baby alone so I could take my proper baby to work for 7 am.
I returned to a warm bed so got in it

VanillaSugar · 10/08/2016 13:51

It's lettuce covered in a cheesy mayonnaise with croutons and more cheese, usually parmesan.

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SpecialAgentFreyPie · 10/08/2016 13:52

You don't win friends with salad

PortiaCastis · 10/08/2016 13:53

My maserati does 185

Noonesfool · 10/08/2016 13:59

It is not cheesy mayo! Is delicious dressing with delicious things in.

My hair is very much Not Amazing. I have DIY'd my fringe twice now. There is a reason I'm not a hairdresser.

Gumtree is Good Idea.

PortiaCastis · 10/08/2016 13:59

His maserati is always alive

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AverageGayLad · 10/08/2016 14:00

SpecialAgent

How about with a nice cheesy deep pan pizza

SpecialAgentFreyPie · 10/08/2016 14:12

I'm in! *Faceplants on the pizza and eats

MrsTerryPratchett · 10/08/2016 14:22

I had a Caesar salad in Italy recently. Very very odd.

I ran last night. No on e was even chasing me! I'm fit now, right?

Noonesfool · 10/08/2016 14:27

Totally fit MrsTP deffo

SpecialAgentFreyPie · 10/08/2016 14:30

If I ran, I'd reward myself with chocolate >lazy

MrsTerryPratchett · 10/08/2016 14:32

I did have buttery toast after. That's got protein. Probably.

SpecialAgentFreyPie · 10/08/2016 14:38

But MRSTP - Was it gluten free, dairy free, wheat free and organically produced by elves? Or are you one of those terrible people who buys supermarket bread. THINK OF THE ELVESSSS!

AverageGayLad · 10/08/2016 14:38

Mmmmm toast

AverageGayLad · 10/08/2016 14:39

Fear meeee

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SpecialAgentFreyPie · 10/08/2016 14:44

Toast is the ultimate comfort food

QuizteamBleakley · 10/08/2016 14:47

I have no idea what's going on but the nonsense fills me with the warms. Anyhoo, I have ants in my kitchen (not what UB40 went with in the end, their loss). Powderless, I am POWDERLESS.