To start a FOURTH thread that no-one responds to.

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Re: Aforementioned builders

In the last 5 mins I have heard:

"Does any other fucking cunt want to fuck me off today"

"That's my fucking hammer you twat"

"Fuckin hell, you're a fucking cunt"

Amongst other, more general expletives.

They are 6/7 houses up the road so it's LOUD.

WIBU to go and tell them to wash their mouths out with soap?

Palmolive my mum used. I can still taste in. I only said pigging hell.

Thanks for the tip What. I only have oatmealy sensitive soap here. Probs tastes quite nice.

Or fairy liquid, that might work?

Aveeno they'd think was porridge.

Noonesfool

Sounds like an average thread here for sweariness :)

Ha. Yeah I know toad. I'm fond of a good swear myself.

Bit unfair on the poor childminder opposite who will no doubt spend her day dodging "what does fucking cunt mean" questions from a gaggle of 3 year olds 😁

Bit unfair on the poor childminder opposite who will no doubt spend her day dodging "what does fucking cunt mean" questions from a gaggle of 3 year olds

Yes, I see what you mean. It is a bit much! Poor childminder. Hope she doesn't get the blame for the children's new vocabulary

If I was the childminder I'd be up there like a cunting shot

Wash their mouths out with Shield to shield the children's innocence!

I just saw her take the kids out in her mahoosive nannymobile. The look on her face suggested she was swearing pretty loudly in her head!

What is happening today? Is there breakfast?hungover

Poor woman! She's likely doing the right thing to get them away from all that. Talking about making her already stressful job harder. Of course, the workmen will be oblivious to the hassle they have caused!

Hungover, huh? You'll need plenty fluids and to get your blood sugars up. What have you got in the fridge? Or do you need to go out to a cafe?

I have had a bowl of yogurt and meusli and fruit.

I'm pretending that did the job.

What i want is a bacon and egg sandwich.

You definitely need lots and lots I protein today, washed down with copious amounts of mineral a d a vitamin pill.

Morning. Rather busy today

I am stuffing the washing machine with sheets and suchlike

Is that a euphemism Portia?

Whatabout he was not guffing, merely huffing and puffing.

A euphemism you say, hmm not sure but I refer you to my post about my Grans oompah oompah

I was invited by toadgirl I'm the new girl. >scuffs foot shyly< Wanna be friends?

Hello specialagent Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to read all three prior threads.

Good luck.*

*only joking

Hello special

I just made fried rice. With edname beans and black cabbage.

That's a health food, right?

we're such an odd bunch

I is in lurveeeee