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To start a FOURTH thread that no-one responds to.

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VanillaSugar · 09/08/2016 19:16

All welcome to post nothing.
All welcome to muse about nothing.
We know nothing.
We heart Jon Snow.
And Aidan Turner.
And Idris Elba.
And The Game... ohfck.

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SpecialAgentFreyPie · 10/08/2016 14:49

The best toast is when the bread is fresh from the bakery, thick slices with crusty edges. Mmmmm

SpecialAgentFreyPie · 10/08/2016 14:49

Kill them with fire?

Noonesfool · 10/08/2016 14:50

The only powder round these parts is likely to be meth powder if that's even a thing

I had an ant infestation in my rucksack the other day Hmm

PortiaCastis · 10/08/2016 15:07

I am working

SpecialAgentFreyPie · 10/08/2016 15:08

Meth powder?! *tuts. You need to see Breaking Bad, it taught me so much about meth!

SpecialAgentFreyPie · 10/08/2016 15:08

Err that came out badly, whoops!

Noonesfool · 10/08/2016 15:08

I have watched it.

I reckon you could totally grind the crystals into powder.

toadgirl · 10/08/2016 15:21

SpecialAgentFreyPie

Whoohohooo!!!! :)

If I ran, I'd reward myself with chocolate

Have the chocolate. That way, you've done 50% of the task!

toadgirl · 10/08/2016 15:23

We all take mothering role towards AGL who is a lovely young man. He gives you flowers and is very neat and polite.

toadgirl · 10/08/2016 15:24

We check he's eaten.

toadgirl · 10/08/2016 15:25

For no reason whatsoever.

To start a FOURTH thread that no-one responds to.
toadgirl · 10/08/2016 15:25

Cries Blush

Just realised those two last messages do NOT go well together!

toadgirl · 10/08/2016 15:26

Only here 15 seconds and I've lowered the tone of the thread.

Still TBF is was already pretty low.

PortiaCastis · 10/08/2016 15:28

Harumph

toadgirl · 10/08/2016 15:29

Is that a grunt of passion, Portia Wink

Whataboutwhathuh · 10/08/2016 15:29

We've been to IKEA. We had meatballs. I had a children's portion. Cos I am tight.

Noonesfool · 10/08/2016 15:30

Didn't sound like passion.

Sounded more like chafing.

PortiaCastis · 10/08/2016 15:30

Oh yes toadgirl

toadgirl · 10/08/2016 15:31

I've been sidetracked getting onto Fox Threads and Threads about Holidays and Marble Floors. All been good fun. The holiday one reached a satisfactory denouement, OP is happy, and it's all good :)

MrsTerryPratchett · 10/08/2016 15:31

The tone is lowered. Toast to meth to Fanny biscuits is quick.

It is local, poncy bread with bits of undergrowth in it (DH's choice). It is probably stone-ground by unicorns. I live in that kind of place.

PortiaCastis · 10/08/2016 15:32

I have posted on foxy thread and started a thread in site stuff.

toadgirl · 10/08/2016 15:32

We've been to IKEA. We had meatballs. I had a children's portion. Cos I am tight

Your day has been more exciting than mine. That wouldn't be hard. Did the meatballs fill you up or are you left a bit hungry? I really want chocolate. Will have to send DH out for some, I think.

That reminds me - I must start a diet thread!

toadgirl · 10/08/2016 15:34

Sounded more like chafing

Not surprised! Portia and AT go at it like the entire cast of Watership Down (when the bunnies are still alive, obviously).

toadgirl · 10/08/2016 15:35

It is probably stone-ground by unicorns. I live in that kind of place

If you see a unicorn, take a photo!

PortiaCastis · 10/08/2016 15:36

Bright eyeeeeessss burning like firrrrreeee
Oh God my foof is ...................