To start a FOURTH thread that no-one responds to.

[VanillaSugar]

All welcome to post nothing.
All welcome to muse about nothing.
We know nothing.
We heart Jon Snow.
And Aidan Turner.
And Idris Elba.
And The Game... ohfck.

Lovely, Portia

AT's bringing out the poetess in you.

Can you still say "poetess"? Is that still allowed nowadays?

I can only wear flip flops and I have stretch them first

I have a large hippo growing inside of me and I am 5ft with size 3 feet

Your feet could be swollen to twice their normal size and they'd still be smaller than my plates!!! :(

I think I last had Size 3 feet when I started school!!!

Need the bloke to come home to give me a good rubbing 😏

Drink lots of water. Lots and lots. Have a coolish shower or bath. Drink more water. Avoid salt and alcohol. Tell us how it is in 2 hours. Then go to A&E

Aw, hope he doesn't keep you waiting too long then.

He filled my focus up to the brim

Speaking of alcohol, should I have that second Martini?

Your focus being? What exactly?

My last pregnancy was the same ... Gutted. I can't handle the sausage look again!

Vanilla Of course you should, don't be daft

I really can't decide if you're talking about an actual car or if its some new innuendo

Bloody hell
Adele eat your heart out
My lyrics are worthy of a trip to heaven

He filled my focus up to the brim

Sounds like he's got the pump action for it

Would have been better if it was a mini

I really can't decide if you're talking about an actual car or if its some new innuendo

Either/both.

Reply any way you like.

So long as you fill up the thread.

I just talk rubbish all day (you may have noticed :) )

He's very skilled 💗

Would have been better if it was a mini

Would love to know if Portia had a mini or not, but felt it was too personal a question

I need fooooood

My last pregnancy was the same ... Gutted. I can't handle the sausage look again!

You poor thing!

How long have you got to go?

My froo hasn't been mini for many a year😠

AGL

Gosh! Haven't you eaten yet?

What's in your fridge?

My froo hasn't been mini for many a year😠

At least it's not a Clubman!

Aidan only, right?