To start a FOURTH thread that no-one responds to.

[VanillaSugar]

All welcome to post nothing.
All welcome to muse about nothing.
We know nothing.
We heart Jon Snow.
And Aidan Turner.
And Idris Elba.
And The Game... ohfck.

I wiuld like this fone to work stupd thing

I hate hoovering. Unless it involves my mouth and what's in the fridge.

I really don't want to do mediation/court but at the moment access seems entirely on his terms (or his GF's terms...)

The gavel has come down for your ex:-

portia what is he wiping himself with? Looks like a giant After Eight wrapper. Though it's fine by me...

I hate hoovering. Unless it involves my mouth and what's in the fridge.

Are you me?

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toad God, I wish he was on FB! Love, love, love that one!

Betdr than my. Curtains

AGL I am you in an older female body. Make the most of Co Op boy; they get a lot harder to catch when one is in need of a push-up bra and moderate Botox.

did you see that thread about having your house 'visitor-ready'? I have literally fobbed people off at my front door because it is so very, very, not.....

I skim-read it, but had nothing to offer. I would have felt so hopelessly inferior. I just don't know how people do it!

I suffer from:-

*Genuinely not being aware there is dirt to be cleaned especially in weird places like walls and skirting boards. Surfaces not so bad at noticing.

*Laziness when I do see it.

*Needing a reason to light a rocket up my arse. Visitors usually does it, but I get few of those.

*Once clean, I cannot do maintenance. Even months later, I feel like, "but I've just cleaned that". Also, if you don't let it get dirty properly, you never feel like the next cleaning job had a real impact. You don't get that thrill from making it look very different.

Just my thoughts

He wiped himself on your curtains? Jeesh, Portia, that's a whole other thread!

Once there was a man with nothing in his hand

RoFL at toad and the cat
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Portia But the wolf is a puppy

I found my co op boy on grindr

Is everyone getting a Co-op boy?

Is this a thing then?

And the dooors double lockec

Does he have floppy dark hair and ridiculously long eyelashes?

I love the floppy-hair-and-long-eyelashes type!

toad Everytime I clean my bathroom, I think 'God, how hard was that? Do it once a week'. Three times yearly if I'm lucky. Are you listening, AGL? Cleaning sucks.

portia. You going to Plymbo in November?

I got a cleanser

Yep mikey knows

First she was afraid😳 She was petrified
But then AT appeared and lay down by her side
She spent so many night wondering how she did things wrong
It was the sheets. She never changed them and by god they don't half pong.

So now girl, go. Walk out the door. You got posts to write & pics to upload, you know we all want more.

You've spent those nights inflagrante with AT, posting live...

This thread will survive. IT WILL SURVIVE!!!!

He's beautiful, Toad. And yes, Co Op boys are a 'thing'.

He wiped himself on your curtains? Jeesh, Portia, that's a whole other thread!

Yeah, that IS another thread. There must be a stain thread for that.