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VanillaSugar · 09/08/2016 19:16

All welcome to post nothing.
All welcome to muse about nothing.
We know nothing.
We heart Jon Snow.
And Aidan Turner.
And Idris Elba.
And The Game... ohfck.

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PortiaCastis · 12/08/2016 21:53

He's being trs rudies

toadgirl · 12/08/2016 21:53

Clearly the puppet-mistress still has a firm grasp on those strings. I need a meme......

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toadgirl · 12/08/2016 21:54

Glad Portia Teen has checked in and is having fun :)

PortiaCastis · 12/08/2016 21:55

Sm i a pupoet noe?

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 12/08/2016 21:55

Aaaaannnd I'm distracted again, Portia.....

You know, before I realised he was 'off the telly', I did think he was your actual BF. I mean, I know he is , but I was somewhat jealous. He is smoking....talking of which, I may have accidentally set fire to my sofa...SHITE.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 12/08/2016 21:57

toad You never, ever fail....

PortiaCastis · 12/08/2016 21:57

Call fj
Fireman Sam

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 12/08/2016 21:59

portia how's that 'lemonade' slipping down?

PortiaCastis · 12/08/2016 22:00

You live in here acnd you didnt see no filming

AverageGayLad · 12/08/2016 22:01

I'm so lost

toadgirl · 12/08/2016 22:01

AVG. I am just fed up! I even wiped the skirting boards!

Agh!!! I know! That's something I almost never do. Who wipes skirting boards? I hate housework. To do it when no-one turns up!!!

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 12/08/2016 22:01

There was filming today? Friday just keeps getting shittier and shittier...

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 12/08/2016 22:03

Come back AGL! We will hand hold and guide youthrough the wonderland that is Portia, Aiden and The Meme Girl!

PortiaCastis · 12/08/2016 22:04

Church

AverageGayLad · 12/08/2016 22:05

I imagine Portia rocking in the corner talking about Aidan

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 12/08/2016 22:07

Me thinks so too. This is lurrrrrrve 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

VanillaSugar · 12/08/2016 22:08

Portia's pissed!

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toadgirl · 12/08/2016 22:08

I had planned to see a friend tonight and possibly hang around Co Op till closing time but no

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PortiaCastis · 12/08/2016 22:08

Church Cove inbthe drk

toadgirl · 12/08/2016 22:09

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 12/08/2016 22:09

toad did you see that thread about having your house 'visitor-ready'? I have literally fobbed people off at my front door because it is so very, very, not.....

VanillaSugar · 12/08/2016 22:10

I might have partake of a gin or two.

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 12/08/2016 22:12

toad that last meme was just cruel..... He's usually in the dairy aisle anyway. Looking all creamy/dreamy (either is good for me)

VanillaSugar · 12/08/2016 22:12

Jess And did you see that thread "How often do you Hoover?" I was tempted to respond "Never, the cleaners do it." But I thought better of it, just in time.

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 12/08/2016 22:12

vanilla make it three.