To start a FOURTH thread that no-one responds to.

[VanillaSugar]

All welcome to post nothing.
All welcome to muse about nothing.
We know nothing.
We heart Jon Snow.
And Aidan Turner.
And Idris Elba.
And The Game... ohfck.

Yeah but my co-op boy offered me a beer and a blowjob

I LOATHE cleaning.

Oh yeahhhhh!!!!

Vanilla

You have talent :)

MOTHER WHY POST THAT

Vanilla . It will survive, it's my most favourity bestest thread ever!

Yeah but my co-op boy offered me a beer and a blowjob

Did you have to get on the conveyor belt?

MOTHER WHY POST THAT

Sorry son, but it's way past your bedtime.

Mummy's talking about adult stuff now.

Rofl

AGL. So whaddya waiting for? (And are you referring to moi as 'mother'? )

toad 'unrecognised item in the bagging area"

SHAGGING area more like ;)

Why won't my Co Op boy offer me a beer and (be the willing recipient of) a blow job? I think AGL is being braggy and goady....

Mine looks like a boy Bambi, but with cheekbones and a shapelier arse. He's luvverlly

Sounds adorable!

I usually go shopping with DH and we go to Tesco. How on earth am I going to get him to the Co-op?

Sex and a pr of Amazon curtains beter than a fisnh slice

Jess - toad is agl's mumsnetmum.

Thank thank you thank you. I also write songs about Bradley Wiggins.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess

Better your Co-op Bambi gets with you instead of some silly cruel girl his own age who spends her whole time taking selfies. He'll have a lovely time with you - you're smart and funny and have some useful experience, I'm sure.

Are you jealous Jess?

OMG this thread is a scream

vanilla. I need to know more.... I recently looked after a completely ungrateful sod that willingly returned to it's owner to my utter disgust cat called Wiggins.

Gran cat still on it

Why won't my Co Op boy offer me a beer and (be the willing recipient of) a blow job?

He just needs a little encouragement. He can't have had much practice at flirting. Also, he probably has to be a little careful not to offend customers. You need to show him you don't mind his overtures.

toad. You are a loveable slime-ball. We would have a great time, and I would greatly enjoy passing on my knowledge of Dostoy whatever the fuck, among other things.....

I didn't know supermarkets were such hotbeds of debauchery

It's not like mine asked me at the checkout

Jess you can bortow my pearl thing thongy