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VanillaSugar · 09/08/2016 19:16

All welcome to post nothing.
All welcome to muse about nothing.
We know nothing.
We heart Jon Snow.
And Aidan Turner.
And Idris Elba.
And The Game... ohfck.

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 12/08/2016 20:49

I'm hitting the refresh button pretty hard here, AGL....

AverageGayLad · 12/08/2016 20:50

I'm up north Grin

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 12/08/2016 20:52

Phew! I can't believe you have your own Co Op boy! What do you think of the uniform? You going to make him keep it on?!

AverageGayLad · 12/08/2016 20:59

Not for long ;) maybe there's one per county?

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 12/08/2016 21:06

I reckon. It must be a rule of recruitment. Mine looks like a boy Bambi, but with cheekbones and a shapelier arse. He's luvverlly.... Are you meeting yours later?

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VanillaSugar · 12/08/2016 21:09

Gerroff you lot, he sounds like my DD's 18yr old boyfriend and is therefore off limits because he is still a CHILD.

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 12/08/2016 21:11

Vanilla. How very dare you; he's much older than that by about six years

AverageGayLad · 12/08/2016 21:11

Noooooooo, I'm too tired for that tonight Grin

Vanilla I'm allowed an 18 year old!

Noonesfool · 12/08/2016 21:13

Ahem.

Are you lot being inappropriate?

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 12/08/2016 21:15

noonesfool A little bit, Miss.....

AverageGayLad · 12/08/2016 21:16

noone It's the holidays, put them eyebrows away.

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VanillaSugar · 12/08/2016 21:18

shuts eyes and blocks ears and sings I don't want to think about it I don't want to think about

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VanillaSugar · 12/08/2016 21:19

OOOOOH, HELLO!!!!!

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Noonesfool · 12/08/2016 21:20

Teacher eyebrows are not something you can put away.

Means I generally get served first in bars. Even when I say "but I think that guy was first" Grin

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 12/08/2016 21:21

vanilla. I try not to, I really do..... Should I maybe just shop in Lidl instead?

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 12/08/2016 21:23

Is vanilla trying to distract me with something a little more age-appropriate? because it's working

AverageGayLad · 12/08/2016 21:26

Jess! Come back to me and co-op boy man!

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 12/08/2016 21:30

AGL. He is a man (he's all man.....drifts off a little bit....) He's almost 25! He's totally a grown-up! As am I! And I think it would be 'fun' to do grown-up stuff together - which could mean anything I'm so not a perve, honest

AverageGayLad · 12/08/2016 21:33

You're so a perv

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 12/08/2016 21:40

AGL. When I say he's almost 25.... well, he is, but he might be a bit closer to the 21 mark (ducks). He once did referred to his 'younger brother' turning 19......

Fine. Hi, everyone, my name is Jess and I'm a pervaholic.

P.s have you actually seen the Jess from my username (another 'inappropriate' swoon....)

AverageGayLad · 12/08/2016 21:44

No I haven't Grin photo?

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 12/08/2016 21:47

We need the Queen of Meme for this, cos I can't do them. Google Jess from Gilmore Girls. Also Christopher & Tristan. Eye candy for the soul.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 12/08/2016 21:48

And report back.

PortiaCastis · 12/08/2016 21:51

Well hellooooo there i am sitting in an alchmoholjc establishment currently drinking lemonde and perving over my baby with his large lamper

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AverageGayLad · 12/08/2016 21:51

Oooh that's a bit nice