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LeftMyRidingCropInTheMortuary · 18/07/2015 11:23

I have PCOS & adult acne. The spots I have now thought, aren't as much fun as the ones I used to get. They are more sore & cystic. They don't explode like when I was a teenager!

My best ever spot was when I was about 14. It was on the top of my lip. It was sore & throbbing for days. Felt like I was walking about with a marble on my face. I exercised great restraint as there was no head appearing so I left it alone to ripen but one day I gave it a little experimental squeeze. And a bit of white appeared! That meant it was time! I took a deep breath and squeezed firmly. It exploded! A huge, solid chunk of pus hit the mirror. And then again, doof, another bit of pus hit the mirror. Then, third squeeze, a final bit of white came out. Then a tiny bit of blood. The lump had totally gone. I had to lie down for an hour! Then, it was like it had never been there, face felt normal. The relief was immense.

What was your best spot?!!

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Strokethefurrywall · 18/07/2015 13:05

It's 7am here and I want to thank you fellow spooners for the best thread to wake up to!
I have a great wart freezing pus story, will see if I can find it on another thread after I sort the kids...

queenmools · 18/07/2015 13:12

Once I had an oily spot on my chin. I squeezed it but it just wouldn't go away. It kept oozing oil for about a week. I came to the conclusion that there must be a deeper problem so I used a razor to "shave" the surface of the spot off. Underneath was the biggest juiciest black head I've ever seen. I squeezed it and oil oozed around the sides. Then the black had slid out and out for ages. I wanted to study it but I dropped it! I phoned my mum to tell her about it.
Another time one of my eyebrow hair folicles became infected, I plucked out the hair and a huge white ball popped out on the end of it. It hurt but in a good way.
As a child I used to keep my scabs in a pot.

strawberryblondebint · 18/07/2015 13:17

Not strictly sporn however when I was 17 I had a bit of a chest infection. It felt like something was permanently stuck in the back of my throat. I did a massive howk and this lump was still stuck on the back of my throat. So in front of my new boyfriend I stuck my fingers down my throat and pulled the lump of catarhh. I shit you not it was like a string of stinky play doh. I could actually feel it coming up through my chest. I ended up flinging this orange sized lump of bright green snot flem onto the pavement and miraculously I felt better. I remember this offen. It was a brilliant day. New boyfriend had loads of blackheads and let me squeeze his back later. I have never been happier.

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MadAngryGnome · 18/07/2015 13:21

Wow that video is something else. I thought I was a hardcore sporner but I actually feel a bit sick!

TobleroneBoo · 18/07/2015 13:22

I have had a sore spot on my boob for a few weeks, every little prod and it would give off pus. Noticed yesterday it has scabbed over so I picked the dry skin and there was a flat surface so I gave it a squeeze and it cracked and a hard lump of pus poked out! I cleaned the pus but there was a curled up black hair. Grabbed tweezers and it was one of those barely attached ones, was thick and black and about a cm long Grin

BoyFromTheBigBadCity · 18/07/2015 13:24

You can buy the tools off eBay btw. I'be had so many. My best ever was in my armpit. I thought it was tiny, squeezed it and the pus was amazing - far bigger than I thought. I also get ingrown hairs there occasionally - unsightly but good fun!

Mermaidhair · 18/07/2015 13:28

I squeezed a pimple on the back of an old boyfriend. You know when its white, it has a head etc. So you know where the puss is going to exit from. Well this baby had a secret back door! The puss came out of a completely different exit as expected and hit me right above my top lip. I sat there salivating for a while, tempting myself. It was an amazing experience, one i will always remember. It shocked me, it has never happened since.

MrsBigginsPieShop · 18/07/2015 13:33

Every now and again DH gets a blackhead in the same place on his back. It looks like a tiny mole, but it's the top of a string of solid pus, usually a good 5/6cm (that I can keep intact if squeezed slowly enough) that ends with a white nub and a satisfying, perfect little hole when extracted. I have no idea why it keeps coming back, but I secretly look forward to it. actually feel nauseous now

flightywoman · 18/07/2015 13:45

I had 2 amazing boils under my arm about 33 years ago, they eventually merged into one huge and extremely painful entity. I ended up drawing it with hot flannel, it was agony and took me ages to work up the courage to do, but it was so satisfying when it finally went.

AnnieOnAMapleLeaf · 18/07/2015 13:55

Oh my god I have died and gone to heaven. I have no sporn stories but live reading them. More please!

LeftMyRidingCropInTheMortuary · 18/07/2015 14:03

I am soooooo going to buy a hair-grip later and fuck around with my blackheads!

I agree the groin ones are amazing. Sometimes they are a pus-y spot AND A long ingrown hair ! 2 for 1!

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LeftMyRidingCropInTheMortuary · 18/07/2015 14:05

My best tip is to lightly pierce the top of the boil-like ones with a needle before squeezing. Makes it all come neatly out the exit without trying to force it to burst the skin itself ifyswim.

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elderflowergin · 18/07/2015 14:06

I had an ingrown hair that turned into a boil on my bikini line, it was huge and red and omg so painful, I had to sleep with a cold flannel on it, it hurt so much. After a week, one morning it had a head on it so I nicked it with some tweezers and the pus just oozed out. I actually laughed out loud because the relief was so great. I then squeezed and about a teaspoons worth of pus came out. I phoned DH to tell him that it had burst, I was so relieved. I have never been so glad, it was v painful, but oh so satisfying to see it go Grin

elderflowergin · 18/07/2015 14:07

Oh I think my story nicely,illustrated that for you Left !

LeftMyRidingCropInTheMortuary · 18/07/2015 14:08

Yes, thanks for illustrating the "nicking" the top of the spot and the fab groin ingrown hair/spot combo!

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LeftMyRidingCropInTheMortuary · 18/07/2015 14:09

It must be like porn because of the anticipation, tension and then relief! Maybe some psychologists could explain further?

Also, doing a giant shit is satisfying because it rubs against the gspot methinks!

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Dowser · 18/07/2015 14:11

Have you googled tonsil stones. Lots of videos on you tube.

I swear you will all love them so much you will be praying for your own tonsils to sprout a few.

Notasinglefuckwasgiven · 18/07/2015 14:17

My DP waxed me with a sugaring kit instead of our usual wax and it did not do a thorough job. I now have a sore red bump on my nether region which is showing promise! Any day now I should be able to rupture it and drain the bugger

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NeedsAsockamnesty · 18/07/2015 14:23

DD currently has a cluster of 3 blackheads inside her ear. everytime I see them they annoy me but have no idea how to get rid (have tried using tweezers, fingernails, hot flannel. Tips from you experts welcome

Biro casing

NeedsAsockamnesty · 18/07/2015 14:31

My ex had the most wonderful fuck off huge puss ridden cyst on the back of his neck it protruded about 2 inches was over an inch wide and had allegedly been there over ten years.

It took me 4 days and a scalpel to drain it compleatly sadly he wouldn't let me film it and was a bit of a wimp about it all but it really was incredibly satisfying when all the solid puss came out even if It did stink

LeftMyRidingCropInTheMortuary · 18/07/2015 14:32

Oh yes, tonsil stones! I'd forgotten those! I had a couple of small ones once. They are super smelly as well! If you have tonsillitis a lot like I used to, you end up with pitted scars on your tonsils that fill up with bits of food and bacteria.

and YY to scab-picking! I cut myself with barbed wire as a child and I sat and picked off a massive scab at Brownies. Ah, the memories.

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LeftMyRidingCropInTheMortuary · 18/07/2015 14:33

Sock amnesty - do you suck on the end of the biro casing?! ewwww! Or just push it down?

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BabyFeets · 18/07/2015 14:34

I watch these types of videos on YouTube lol I don't know why they are so interesting

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