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I have PCOS & adult acne. The spots I have now thought, aren't as much fun as the ones I used to get. They are more sore & cystic. They don't explode like when I was a teenager!

My best ever spot was when I was about 14. It was on the top of my lip. It was sore & throbbing for days. Felt like I was walking about with a marble on my face. I exercised great restraint as there was no head appearing so I left it alone to ripen but one day I gave it a little experimental squeeze. And a bit of white appeared! That meant it was time! I took a deep breath and squeezed firmly. It exploded! A huge, solid chunk of pus hit the mirror. And then again, doof, another bit of pus hit the mirror. Then, third squeeze, a final bit of white came out. Then a tiny bit of blood. The lump had totally gone. I had to lie down for an hour! Then, it was like it had never been there, face felt normal. The relief was immense.

What was your best spot?!!

You are all sick. My husband once had to physically remove me from argos because the cashier had a series of huge white heads all over his face and I wanted to offer to squeeze them. I think my husband was most unreasonable - I would have loved it.

Left, it had been a big lump but that morning dh didn't have time to pop it and my arms weren't long enough. Moved wrongly at story time and it went itself. I was gutted.

Dh had one that wouldn't pop at all. Then on holiday recently, I was brushing my teeth and was sure I heard a ghost knocking, not it was dh, he'd lay down on the bed and it went itself and burst right through his pj bottoms, on to the bedding. At 11pm at night I was washing bedding in the cottage!

DH wants to know why I'm breathing heavily whilst staring intently at my phone.

Groovee, you and your DH appear to have "spontaneous popping spots" if that's a thing!

Also, I had a spot on the lower rim of my eye once. I'd had cysts removed from my eye when I was a teenager. I used antibiotic ointment but couldn't leave it alone. A very gentle press sent the pus shooting across my eyeball. It was gross and my wuss of a dh actually wretched.

We don't have an answer yet about how one would use a cuticle stick to squeeze a spot

Ah! Eye spots! I get gross transparent gel lumps at the base of my eyelashes if I don't take my make up off properly. I can feel them when I blink. I hold eyelid up and pop them with a needle as they're too small to squeeze!

I am having a lipoma removed in a few weeks - it's 6cm and deep

this is how they do it - enjoy

Fucking love this thread. DSis had a sebaceous cyst on the back of her neck and I managed to set the contents free in M&S. Got the mass of that bad boy in my fingers and proper old, chunky mush oozed out. It was great

This is not just a pimple.
This is an M&S pimple.

I have a few, but my favourite was a spot that came up on the edge of my nose piercing. I felt the lump and thought it had got infected. I kept feeling it, giving it a little squeeze and nothing was happening.

I was getting very fed up and decided to give it one good go. I just touched the side of it and a round ball of hard pus popped out leaving a perfect, circular hole next to the piercing hole. Beautiful. Fucking beautiful. The hard pus is always the best.

I also used to get awful boils on my inner thighs and under my arms, often up to ten at a time. they would rupture in a most explosive manner, oozing masses of white or yellow pus. unfortunately they got so bad I asked the nurse about them (I was struggling to walk because of the pain) and she declared it was a nasty skin infection and I needed antibiotics. They have never returned. Gutted.

Too right it was, Left. DSis tried to wriggle out of my grasp and say 'not in the shops!' But I wouldn't release her, that cyst was mine!

That was ACE, ghosty, thanks!
It was like a wee mini caesarean section!
Maybe keep it in a jar afterwards?!
I really wish I'd become a doctor now.

I too read this title and expected some short and snappy erotic stories ...... weirdly though I am not disappointed by the thread, must be a fine line between the 2.
I had a school friend who really believed that if you squeeze spots they will scar so we used to have to watch her red pimples swell, develop a white pin prick which grew to that tantalizing high tension moment when it might just erupt of its own accord then become mustard coloured, shrivel and dry out, used to take weeks sometimes and I could have rugby tackled her at points just to get my hands on one of those taut shiney buggers. I wonder what she looks like now? I practically performed minor surgery on my own spots and don't have any lasting marks, just the sweet sweet memories

OMG I am so having it in a jar - they wouldn't let me keep my appendix!

In a similar vein, last Christmas I had a very blocked right ear. Lay on my side with the otex drops in. Sat up, felt something pop and when I drained the stuff out my ear, a hard piece of wax came out and suddenly I could hear again! It was fab! Never had anything like it before or since.

You need to start talking about your "due date", ghosty, and maybe knit some teeny tiny cardigans. Make a list of names too, obv.

ear wax, if you insist. my dh had a blocked ear suddenly on holiday and we went to a travel walk in centre where a doctor who was a dead ringer for that jolly doctor from the simpsons used a suction device to remove, I kid you not, a piece of solid ear wax the same size, shape and colour of a cigarette butt from his ear! it was gross! my dh said it felt like a climax

Two for me.

First one was about 25 year ago. Ex was off work and had one just under the bollock area. I got home at lunchtime and he was in agony. He opened his legs, i picked at it and it exploded. It was amazing. The pus just kept oozing out. Wonderful.

The second was me, in the undercarriage area. I was interviewing all day and sitting in agony. I finally found the new staff member that i had been looking for, rushed into the toilets to check on the undercarriage and as i touched it, a flap seemd toflip up and it spewed bloody pus everywhere. The relief. Still one of my best moments ever.

god damn I love this thread

those videos bring endless joy

dh says if he had anything similar, he wouldn't let me touch it. I'm questioning who I'm married to.

hahahaha fatty lump cardies - do I get a fatty lump shower?

I have a verruca one too.
It was a medium sized one and I hadn't treated it or anything as yet.
One day I felt something tickle my foot. I pulled my foot up to look at it and the verruca had dried out on its own and was flapping open at 90 degrees like a door. I cut it off with nail clippers and flushed it away. It left a lovely circle of virgin pink skin underneath. No blood or mess. Beautiful.

About 15 years ago DH (bf then) had a weird spot on his right cheek.
He kept squeezing but nothing.
It looked very sore...hard and red.
I generously offered to take a look.
I got my trusty tweezers out, broke the skin and fuck me if I didn't pull out a hair that was at least 10cms long! All curly and covered in pus.
Sigh.
'Twas marvellous.

Yes ghosty. And get a little sling to carry it around in.
You can park in special "Parent & Lump" bays too! ;-)

I had a boyf who wouldn't let me pluck his monobrow.
I LTB'd.