Public nipple licking on holiday?

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I'm on my hols at a naice AI family resort. I've got a bloody stream of AIBUs to post but I'll try and confine myself to one a day.

So basically this hotel has some private swim up rooms. They are dotted around but a lot face the main thoroughfare, so you are just feet away from a lone couple sunbathing and swimming in their private pool.

DH and I were promenading earlier with DS who is three. Couple about four feet away from us in their private bit. We are all very close. She is topless. He exits their room, gets on the sunbed next to her, leans over and pinches one of her nipples and sucks the other one!!

Now I'm not a prude, I don't think, but WTF!!!! DH shouted "oy mate, we've got a kid here!" And they gave us weak smiles and by then we had walked past.... Is doing stuff like that literally a few feet from a three year old OK? I don't think DH should have said anything really but I was shocked. DH is a total prude so he was probably having an internal crisis. AIBU to think keep your nipple licking to yourself?

Was it the same dumper every time stars or did he start a plant pot trend at the resort? Imagining people scurrying to the lobby before breakfast to bag a plant pot and leaving a toilet roll there to mark their place for later.

AI means everything is included in the price.

Even sex shows.

What Lotus? There's a vast difference between DCs seeing their parents naked and seeing them at it.

Different dumper every time poppy and it scandalised me just at much each time, the toilets were twenty yards away ffs. I revert into C3P0 dialogue mode when shocked, cue lots of "oh my, oh my!" and spluttering .

But, But , But there were more than one Stars?

Were these delightful holiday makers from the UK or is it possible that there was some cultural confusion? (can't think what mind)

Some things are unsuitable for children. God knows their childhood doesn't last long any more. And personally I have no desire to see other peoples sexual activity.

I've been to a few all inc resorts and never seen public pooing or nipple licking! The worst I've seen have been horribly drunk people.

I NEED to know what further explicit info the OP is withholding.

What is an AI holiday?

I know. It is shocking LotusLight, or may I call you Justice Cocklecarrot?

Thank heavens some of us own a private island.

Well you dont get any nipple action camping in the lakes (sadly). Perhaps book a holiday with more necessary layers next time?

I laughed out loud at the comment of MrsNextDoor!

That's the problem with AI. Other people and communal shenanigans everywhere.

I did for a minute think it was an Artificial Intelligence holiday (was watching humans last night). Visions of a nipple licking machine

Actually, I have done AI twice. The first time was a skiing holiday. Our suite was inbetween the rooms of a party of cunts young folk from Blackburn. When they weren't shagging loudly in the early hours, they amused themselves by dragging enormous planters containing potted trees along the carpeted landing (the mess was horrendous) whilst shrieking, oh... and ringing our room and pretending to be the hotel receptionist to see if we had complained...

In my exhausted state, I actually ran at one of the cockier ones when he told me to 'chill out and be gone from my doorway, old bag'. I would have punched him, but DH got there first... I thought DH would get into more trouble than me, so pushed him sideways. Cunt then slammed the door.

The next AI was the beach activity one I mentioned earlier... however, now I think about it, it wasn't AI, it was 'club board', which meant that alcoholic drinks had to be paid for.

Much more civilised!

I went on an AI holiday last year and nothing exciting happened apart from the ceiling in the lobby falling down in a thunder storm It's possibly because it was at the more budget end and so the alcohol was heavily watered down and not very nice.

We conceived our baby on an AI sunlounger

Does anyone go promenading at centre parks?

Wondering what promenaders May be exposed to there!

In my exhausted state, I actually ran at one of the cockier ones when he told me to 'chill out and be gone from my doorway, old bag'. I would have punched him, but DH got there first... I thought DH would get into more trouble than me, so pushed him sideways. Cunt then slammed the door.

Oh and OP please post again tomorrow. I can't wait, unlikely to get a holiday this year so looking forward to hearing what I am missing.

Adventure they were Canadians actually, which surprised me as all the Canadians I'd met previously were very polite, well they were polite about it I guess! They weren't from the same group either, and were all different ages, so perhaps I was missing something?!

Sorry OP, please erase come back and tell us the rest!

I can't sit on a sunlounger without tipping it up.

I've been on lots of AI holidays and have never experienced such shenanigans whilst promenading. And I'm blatantly marking my place for buggygate. I need something to cheer me up whilst I mentally prepare for a week in 30 degree heat with the DT toddlers for my sister's wedding.

Is this a breastfeeding thread?

Mish I have also been fingered, but never on an AI dead cooking posh you

OP we can,t possibly wait a WHOLE 24 hours. Your holiday sounds fab. Is it one of those
"Sexy" all inclusive places?

Have you gone swinging by mistake?