To think there's someone living in my loft?

[BlueBananas]

On Monday morning when I returned from the school run the back door was wide open, I was a bit un-nerved, shouted hello and checked around, nothing seemed untoward or out of place so I presumed I'd left it open before I went. Fine.
Tuesday we didn't go to school, nothing to report.
Wednesday I closed and locked the back door and looked back at it as I was closing the front door, it was 100% shut and locked with the key in. Get back from the school run and it is wide open again. Now I'm freaked out.
We leave the key in the back door all the time to avoid puppy accidents while we're finding the key, so today just as an experiment I locked the back door and took the key to school with me. It was still shut and locked when I got in.
Now I've just been in the utility room, which is just off the kitchen (where the back door is) and it is part of a single storey extension so has a loft hatch, we've never ever been up there (I always kind of presumed it wasn't a proper loft) and as soon as I walked in I noticed the hatch had moved quite considerably, it was literally the first thing I saw as there is quite a gap around it so it has only happened since around 4pm; the last time I was in there.
The door to the utility room is always shut because the kids aren't allowed in there and I'm the only person in the house

AIBU to think the only logical explanation is that someone has recently moved into my utility room loft?

Scaredhusband ? naughty

I need to go to bed but can't until this is resolved!!

There will be nothing there is my prediction....

It's been an hour now-is dp back yet op or has Lofty got you all trussed up like chickens?

Errrr if anything happens to you, will youngest a friend/ relative to update us

I wonder if you might be living next door to Eric Idle.

'Mrs Jones?'

'No. Ooh! I must be in the wrong house!'

Ooh, what's the thread called? off sick and bed bound so desperate for something interesting to occupy me

Good luck op. I would of bolted!

Take hairspray blue!! tis my weapon of choice

I was thinking I can't go to bed until Op's been back on and said all is well, then I had the thought what if she's not ok what if the psycho in the loft ties her up and then comes on here posting under her still logged on account to say everything is ok.

'Should I ask him up here' is another fab thread tonight.

How would we tell the difference between all the other psychos on here?

Sorry don't get this
1 how did the person get in if you'd locked the back door?
2 if the utility room is a single storey extension there should be only air above it. How come there's a loft hatch?
3 when you say the loft hatch has moved, do you mean the loft hatch cover?
4 why have you got a lock on your bedroom door?
I have other questions but I know you are busy.. Still, they might take your mind off things :+)

I hate the man under the bed story, had to buy a divan bed because of it.

Hurry up OP's partner!

Aahh need to go to bed but too scared as bedroom is by loft hatch want to see what happens

OP has to update before I go to sleep!
In fact if she doesn't update I might not be able to go to sleep.

Surely you'd hear something if someone was in your attic? We had mice in our attic last winter and the fuckers woke me up. I thought it was clog wearing rats up there . DH sprang out of bed and went up to look whilst stark naked. Not a chance I was doing that, I've watched The Grudge

What was the man under the bed thread?

The devil is in the detail.

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Shit, did I read that right? Your going in? You fool! Send your husband, use them as a human shield so the rest of you can escape!!!