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......to think a strap-on dildo might be the answer?

104 replies

ReallyWantsIt · 04/05/2015 20:45

so, backstory is that dh has erectile disfunction, has seen gp got pills and so on but limited success. anyone used one of these contraptions successfully, does it feel real?

OP posts:
ghostyslovesheep · 04/05/2015 20:48

sorry what is your AIBU?

woowoo22 · 04/05/2015 20:48
Hmm
CornwallsFinest · 04/05/2015 20:50

But a strap on will be you doing him up the bum. Do you mean you want to try a vibrator?

realises this is possibly not real

JoanHickson · 04/05/2015 20:50

Does your DH want to use a strap on?

pinkyredrose · 04/05/2015 20:52

You want him to fuck you with a strap on? Is that what he wants?

BigRedBall · 04/05/2015 20:52

Confused...so how does your DH get pleasure from this?

PacificDogwood · 04/05/2015 20:54

Not another one of these freds… Hmm

VanitasVanitatum · 04/05/2015 20:54

I would say that is definitely not the answer.. Not for him anyway!!

TheImprobableGirl · 04/05/2015 20:56

In fact do away with men completely so basically you want a hands free vibrator? Made out of aan electric toothbrush ?

CaptainAnkles · 04/05/2015 20:57

Seriously, it's not even the school holidays, you've just got a Monday off. Don't you have any homework?

80sMum · 04/05/2015 20:57

Are you serious? Hmm Confused

Poofus · 04/05/2015 20:57

Have you tried Smoked Applewood?

PacificDogwood · 04/05/2015 20:57

Is tonight not a school night, hm?
Off you pop to beady-byes, OP. You'll do so much better at school tomorrow if you have a good night's sleep.
And no wanting, you hear?!

PacificDogwood · 04/05/2015 20:58

Darn.
wanking

Clearly Autocorrect does not approve either.
Grin

ReallyWantsIt · 04/05/2015 21:00

i am actually serious and i haven't seen any other threads. we are willing to try anything. I thought there is a sort that he fits over himself.

OP posts:
Fairenuff · 04/05/2015 21:02

I believe toblerones are the appliance of choice these days.

TheImprobableGirl · 04/05/2015 21:02

Do you mean a condom?

Gileswithachainsaw · 04/05/2015 21:03

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Patapouf · 04/05/2015 21:05

Eh?

YetAnotherHelenMumsnet · 04/05/2015 21:05

Hi all, thanks to those who flagged this. As far as we can see the OP has been with us a very long time, with no history of trolling. Let's give her the benefit of the doubt right now.

TheImprobableGirl · 04/05/2015 21:07

If you really are serious..... And you really would like a genuine real answer.... And you really aren't a 14 year old hormone riddled boy....

Then I would completely ignore the erectile dysfunction, and find other ways of gaining pleasure. A friend of mine went through this patc, she now calls her partner courvoisier.... A real fancy liquor there are plenty of ways means and fun to be had.

The more you make it a problem, the more it'll stand out. Or not as the case may be. I suspect using a giant plastic strap on penis may make him feel inferior, yes

PacificDogwood · 04/05/2015 21:09

Ok, fair enuff - apologies from me, Really.

ED is a distressing problem.
Has your DH explored other options apart from tablets?
Has he tried different medications, at different strength and on several occasions?
Has he explored MUSE, vacuum devices, psycho-sexual counselling?
Been seen at an expert Men's Health clinic?

As a last resort a penile prosthesis may be worth a consideration. Not without risks, but at least if successful would give you both some pleasure.

PacificDogwood · 04/05/2015 21:11

Oh, yes, and a dildo is clearly NOT going to be helpful.

measles64 · 04/05/2015 21:13

Lets start back at the beginning.

Why does he have ED. Has this been investigated or did the GP just throw a prescription at him? How old is he?

Maryz · 04/05/2015 21:14

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