......to think a strap-on dildo might be the answer?

[ReallyWantsIt]

so, backstory is that dh has erectile disfunction, has seen gp got pills and so on but limited success. anyone used one of these contraptions successfully, does it feel real?

The greeks used to make dildos from bread. Thats all I have to contribute.

That's just asking for a yeast infection.....

Of all the zombie threads to revive...

Dildos from bread? Wouldn't you have to toast it at least?

Zombie strap-on. No emoji for that.