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to wonder which major politician would make the best lover?

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DamFineBeaver · 04/02/2015 20:00

I'm not sure Milliband can breathe well through his nose, so he's definitely out.

My money's on Vince Cable.

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UnityQuilt · 05/02/2015 11:41

Madder just to add to the Hague/Coe mental image I gave you earlier...don't think you're Gordon's type any more than 101handbags is Portillo's...

fadgecrackleandpop · 05/02/2015 11:44

Ooohhhh wouldn't mind a bit of Clegg's sausage

elQuintoConyo · 05/02/2015 11:44

Mariano Rajoy (president of Spain) has a lisp; definitely out in my book (short tongue).

Most politicians have evil eyes! Not sure I'd fancy any of them, buff or not.

MadderPink · 05/02/2015 11:47

Unity is there no one left!!! Please tell us we can have DM :o

GreatAuntDinah · 05/02/2015 11:56

Arnaud Montebourg (French ex-economy minister) and Jens Stoltenberg (Norway), ex-prime minister. Both would get it.

to wonder which major politician would make the best lover?
to wonder which major politician would make the best lover?
JoffreyBaratheon · 05/02/2015 12:23

Apart from the younger Byronic Gordon Brown, modern politicians are a fugly lot. Which proves the old saying politics is show business for ugly people.

So I went in search of some historical hotties - politicians who were a bit more attractive.

From the French Revolution, St Just:
www.antique-prints.de/shop/Media/Shop/10499.jpg

How about Liverpool MP, Sir Banastre Tarleton:
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/05/Banastre-Tarleton-by-Joshua-Reynolds.jpg

Viscount Castlereagh?
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/51/Lord_Castlereagh_Marquess_of_Londonderry.jpg

Young Disraeli? Don't mind if I do.
www.travelthruhistory.com/pix/Disraeli2.jpg

And, a bit worrying this, young Stalin:
40.media.tumblr.com/98116238f0e417ec084acf273870f1af/tumblr_mxk9lzEEka1qgitbeo1_1280.jpg

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 05/02/2015 12:25

Alex Salmond

JoffreyBaratheon · 05/02/2015 12:26

fanjo, 30 years ago..?

He'd probably be very... angry cos I'm English. But they do say it's a fine line between love and hate.

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 05/02/2015 12:29

I was being a bit sarky Grin

But go for it Grin

TooSpotty · 05/02/2015 12:32

Young Stalin is a stunner. I remember seeing that picture on the front of a biography and doing a double take when I realised who it was.

LonnyVonnyWilsonFrickett · 05/02/2015 12:32

Alex Salmond? Noooooooooooooooo.

LonnyVonnyWilsonFrickett · 05/02/2015 12:33

Although that's now made me think of a young Jimmy Reid who would definitely get it. Mibbie even twice.

JoffreyBaratheon · 05/02/2015 12:37

Just Googled Young Alex Salmond and found this pic. Alastair Darling? I would. (Then - not now).

news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/77154000/jpg/_77154072_salmonddarling_past_464.jpg

onemiddlefinger · 05/02/2015 12:37

I actually developed a bit of a crush on David Cameron after meeting him a few times. I think he comes across a lot better in real life.
So my vote goes to him.

I'm surprised at all the votes for Gordon Brown? why!?!?

grovel · 05/02/2015 12:39

Nicholas (Fatty) Soames anyone?

One ex-lover described having sex with him as "having a wardrobe fall on top of you with the key sticking out"

Nice

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Bumpsadaisie · 05/02/2015 12:45

Any of the new Greek govt. Tsipras, Varoufakis and co.

QuintlessShadows · 05/02/2015 12:45

You would not need a thread like this to ponder, if you lived in Norway, where some political parties let their figureheads undress to pose for sexy party political calendars.....

You know, transparent politics, transparent agenda, naked politicans!!

MadderPink · 05/02/2015 12:45

Banastre, now there's a baby name to conjure with.

"Banastre darling, get down off that display of artisanal oatcakes"

Young Stalin looks hot, but deranged. (Unsurprisingly)

MadderPink · 05/02/2015 12:46

I'd still do Alastair Darling now.

AvaCrowder · 05/02/2015 12:48

I like young Stalin. I could have been an inspiration to him in his work.

GreatAuntDinah · 05/02/2015 12:54

I'm just going to put this here and let y'all have a play with it:
hottestheadsofstate.com/

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