to wonder which major politician would make the best lover?

[DamFineBeaver]

I'm not sure Milliband can breathe well through his nose, so he's definitely out.

My money's on Vince Cable.

Putin? Putin Jesus. He is the kind of person that would fuck you in front of a mirror and spend the entire time watching himself and flexing his muscles. He would also probably shoot you in the head afterwards.

Bit too much detail for a supposition there doge, anything you want to share???

the problem with shagging DM
This phrase shouldn't be used on Mumsnet...

Putin? Putin Jesus. He is the kind of person that would fuck you in front of a mirror and spend the entire time watching himself and flexing his muscles.

That's what Putin WANTS us to think. Definitely a crier. He does all the other shit to make up for it.

Definately Andy Burnham or Chuka.

DamFineBeaver .

For the purposes of this thread DM is David Miliband.

I googled Mr Tiny Kox, and it's definitely a misnomer. Just look at that expression. There's a man who knows he's got a surprise waiting for you.

I've met William Hague and definitely wouldn't (nice chap though).

Just off to meet two "senior cabinet ministers" I'll let you know what I think.

For the purposes of this thread DM is David Miliband.

I might try broadening that to other threads too ("DM keeps calling me to talk about the menopause", etc.)

For anyone who's interested, I think Balls might be up for a threesome.

DamFineBeaver

DM keeps turning up unannounced

AIBU to not want DM living with us?

Anyone else tried and failed to go NC with DM?

I could do this forever and still find it funny.

at TravellingLemon's DM

TravellingLemon

it pains me to say it but Tony Blair

I met him once - I really wanted to dislike him - I tried really hard - it was not possible - he was nice - chatty, funny, not oily and massively charismatic

he was also very tanned and wearing an open necked white shirt ...

I am going to hell

Hahaha to DamFine.

DM really wants to be there for my labour.

DM keeps telling me I'm fat.

Alan Johnson. Alan Johnson. Alan Johnson a thousand times!

Grrrrrr.

Maybe David Davis.

Bill Clinton.

And Ed Balls. I totally would.

I need therapy.

I met Gordon Brown in the very late 80s at a rally. Fuck me he was hot. He's the kind of man that has big capable hands, warm but not clammy, soft but not ladylike.

And Obama goes without saying.

I googled Chuka and for some reason a picture of Taylor Lautner came up?? Anyhoo, having found a pic of Chuka - no.

They're all pretty grim. David Milliband, at a push. Obama. Clinton.

Thatcher, #ZombieShag

I am so pleased someone mentioned Michael Portillo & William Hague before me. I never liked Michael Portillo as a politician. But I love his rail journeys programmes so I'd quite like to do 'break the journey overnight' with him. He always looks like he's just got out of the shower. I love William Hague, I think it's his humour & his voice.

Arnold Schwarzenegger all the way. And then some more. And he'll always 'be back'...

I haven't slept in a week and this made it all worthwhile.

I'm going to use all my free shushing time to mentally pack for my move to Scandinavia

God, I've read this with a horrible fascination.
Clinton - oh yes yes yes.
Obama - I somehow get the feeling he might pray? before, after or both, prob not during though
Cameron - possibly better than he comes across in public?
Boris - would wear a fluorescent condom and think he was wildly amusing

Yes to Gordon Brown as well. When he did that referendum speech last year... It's the passion and cragginess.