to wonder which major politician would make the best lover?

[DamFineBeaver]

I'm not sure Milliband can breathe well through his nose, so he's definitely out.

My money's on Vince Cable.

Fuck me Alistair Darling was hawt!

Young Stalin looks too much like a hipster for my taste but I can see where people are coming from. He looks like he uses beard oil and wears brogues with rolled up jeans and no socks. I'd rather do Alex Salmond than one of those.

I always thought William Hague would be bags of fun...

Alexander Stubb - Finnish PM. Maybe.

This thread is hilarious

My vote is for Andy Burnham.

Alex Salmond NEVER!

The one name that keeps cropping up here that is deeply shocking/horrifying me is... William Hague. WTF? Even if he wasn't bald...

I can't believe you've all underestimated/ignored the stunningly obvious charms of Tristram hunt! stamps foot I stated it on page 2 and am doing so again, like any good stalker would.
I reckon he makes a triangle with his fingers upon which to rest his head, is excellent at fellatio and would
whip up an excellent post fuck supper.

Yes I'm struggling with that one too Joffrey! Even though I very much appreciate his accent and he does seem like a nice man (for a Tory) but...

hmmmm yes, Tristram is allowed in!

And going back to the OP, yes to Vince Cable also.

babybarrister Oh I've heard all the rumours but this story makes me think it could work ;-)
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2620035/Michael-Portillo-photographed-leaving-flat-young-female-researcher-television-Great-British-Railway-Journeys-34-years-junior-insists-just-good-friend.html

You can't control thoughts, so YANBU to wonder, but dear gods woman, you didn't have to tell us!

Massively unreasonable on that count.

Years ago, in a chat room, I was so sick of weird men propositioning me by Instant Message as my normal, boring, own persona that I hit on a Man Repellent idea. I'd change my name to AnnWiddecombe, so I could chat to my friends in peace.

That lasted about half an hour. My IMs went crazy with pervy men making weird suggestions to "Ann". Whatever they claim or pretend, men actually can't get enough of Ann.

101, I'm only surprised as I genuinely, honestly thought he was gay.

Although he does have chemistry with Dianne Abbott. Whenever I see them together on TV I always think Get a room, already!

I have the same accent as William Hague. And people always laugh at me when I talk. How comes it's sexy in a balding, squat ginger?

it pains me to say it but Tony Blair

I met him once - I really wanted to dislike him - I tried really hard - it was not possible

I had exactly the same experience [shame]. So, clearly, did Wendi [shame]

Axel Kicillof, Argentinian Finance Minister. You're welcome.

oooh, muchas gracias MrsMoggins. Mucho gusto.

As a Labour activist teenager in the 80s I fancied...

Norman Tebbit.
I had ishooos

Michael Howard
Cecil Parkinson
Our local MP Desmond Swayne
Alistair Campbell and his fictional counterpart Malcolm Tucker