to wonder which major politician would make the best lover?

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I'm not sure Milliband can breathe well through his nose, so he's definitely out.

My money's on Vince Cable.

William Hague would definitely want you to call him Sheila.

Definitely Chukka, he's beautiful

Clegg is cute but I think he'd be too apologetic.

For pp who say Ed Balls I think you're deranged, the man looks unhinged with those rabid starey goggle eyes, I think he'd be into the sort of bedroom antics that would require a 'safe' word.

Clinton and, I have to say it, Blair both have the sort of magnetism that could make you take your clothes off without noticing. I know a lesbian who met Clinton and would have headed off upstairs with him in a moment.

Obama does not have this quality. The best handshake of the three though.

Chuka is beautiful and charming but I wouldn't call him a major politician (yet... I'm hoping for a spectacular labour party pre-election coup). And you want a bit of rough, well I do. However I would have a great chat with Chuka about clothes. I bet he reads Grazia.

Of course he's a major politician. He's one of the top opposition spokespeople and one of the top shadow cabinet ministers. He's far more 'major' than little Clegg - who will have no influence whatever the result of the election.

Really, he's only been an MP for less than 5 years. I think he's quite high-profile and is definitely being courted by the media right now. But, there are a lot of people in the shadow cabinet and quite a few no one would consider as a major politician. (Well for the purposes of this thread)

He's at the very top table in terms of Labour policy making. He has one of the three most important briefs. That makes him major. Unless you believe that no labour politician other than the leader is major.

(At least, he's not major enough that you knew how to spell his name...)

I think of shadow deputy, home secretary, foreign secretary and chancellor as more important and major than business secretary, and I think most people do - though I suppose you could argue that business is the most important thing of all...

My ipad doesn't know how to spell his name, in common with many other words. In the circles in which I move (city and business) he's considered extremely important right now. If labour bomb out in May, it'll be a different story (except he will be leader then, so maybe not). Right now he's very important.

HALLO, can we PLEASE make the very important distinction between the Milliband brothers?

Ed Milliband might be a sort of half crazed ferret, but DAVID Milliband is fucking gorgeous.

I have (very briefly) met him in real life and he is

a) Even more attractive in real life than in pictures.
b) Totally charming and extremely polite
c) A lovely, lovely man.

Putin? Putin Jesus. He is the kind of person that would fuck you in front of a mirror and spend the entire time watching himself and flexing his muscles. He would also probably shoot you in the head afterwards.

And Farage? Christ, can you even imagine having to choose between Putin and Farage? I think I would rather kill myself. Farage would rape you in an alley whilst walking you to the bus stop after a date and then tell everyone that you're a lying whore who "wanted it" when you reported him.

The best thing about doing William Hague would be being able to touch up your eyeliner in the reflection off of his bonce while he was going down on you.

No one quibbled with my Tiny Kox and he's barely famous in the Netherlands.

How about Andrej Hunko of Germany? Bit of a silver fox with a sexy name.

The shadow foreign secretary isn't going to help win or lose the election. Nor is the shadow deputy. As for the shadow Home Secretary - well, she isn't in my pool of possible shags, but that aside, Yvette Cooper isn't the force she once might have been. I like her, but she never took that last big step and I think it's too late now. Not standing for leader was a bad move for her.

Miliband D does definitely have a touch of the Blair charisma. Miliband E, bless him, does not.

They'd all make me feel grubby.

dogelove :o that post made me rofl. Totally with you on David Miliband.

gently oh come ooooooon I'm not buying that. You corrected your own "whose" so you know what you're doing pedant-wise and ipad does not correct Chuka to "Chukka".

Yes I agree with you he will be party leader, I've suggested as much earlier.

One of the funniest threads I have read on mumsnet

Obama. The others.....euuuuggggh.

Mine does (maybe polo related?) I can't help it if yours doesn't. And I look back for words I know it gets wrong (apostrophes related, basically) and words I know I mistype (anything with the letter p) but nothing else. I'm on a train FFS.

William Hague is shagging Seb Coe anyway. Or so I heard.

Thanks for that mental addition to the orgy Unity :o

dogelove I shared a burger with DM many years ago. I walked away from the meeting saying two things to my firend.

1. That man will be your next leader (I'm not labour, but my friend is) and

1. I totally would.

Still a bit that I've never met anyone who admits voting for Ed

as I said earlier in the thread, the problem with shagging DM is you lose concentration for a second, the Trade Unions get involved and before you know it, you're in bed with the creepy younger brother.

TravellingLemon - I think knowing that though, you are even more super focussed on David, which kind of adds to the excitement.

Theoretically speaking.

Obviously.

William Hague, he has a lovely voice for talking dirty

Also George Osbourne. I know, I know, but I had a dream about him once and it was good

Hmm. It does add an element of danger that I find appealing.

OK, I'LL DO IT!