to wonder which major politician would make the best lover?

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I'm not sure Milliband can breathe well through his nose, so he's definitely out.

My money's on Vince Cable.

I hate to labour a point (excuse the pun)

Back in the 80s I had a room next door to two friends who genuinely had a thing for Norman Tebbit. They were lovely girls, but that kind of extreme perversion put me off politicians for life.

If I had to, I mean really HAD to, I'd go with Clegg. I bet he's been trained to please.

Desmond Swayne????

I have got the giggles on a train now thinking "Eric Pickles would just be soooo grateful!"

jackstini I hope you are very, very strong.

Another view from the male side: Kate Hoey. Foxy lady.

Yep, I'd go with Clegg.

He's probably a sub.

baracks quite sexy, (&old enough to be my dad)

Putin is definitely into a bit of bondage. I reckon he's into some other weirder fetishes too, I can totally imagine him dressing up as a baby and being breastfed . He also most likely cross dresses. He's too tense and uptight, his fetishes will be his release have him figured out.

Gordon Brown looks like he'd be a bit like Will from the inbetweeners. I bet Ed Miliband cries.

Now, David Miliband is definitely the stronger brother of the two. I bet he's quite a good lover, fairly attractive too. Obama and Hillary Clinton threesome could be hot.

Tristram Hunt must have been mentioned by now? And Zac Goldsmith - apparently insanely charismatic in the flesh. So to speak.

Ed Balls lives near me and I believe most North London mummies have a pretty major crush (ok, maybe it's just me and my friends then...) and I have worshipped Portillo since 1994 when I was a mere 6th former sigh

I feel ill but I suspect Boris would be a lot of fun in a Hugh Grant sort of way

Mousefinkle You have a really vivid imagination!

drudge I have always had a very bizarre attraction to Michael Howard. I cannot explain it at all.
My other Tory crush (in the 80s) was Chris Patten.

My enduring Labour crush has always been Gordon Brown.

I remember seeing a programme on telly once where he was explaining some kind of financial stuff to Ulrika Jonsson and she was pretending to be totally infatuated with him. I really don't think I dreamt that. It was very strange.

David Cameron would be rough and not as good as he thinks is his. Bet he has good girth though

I got to this point of the thread an my stomach GENUINELY turned. You sick woman.

I had a dirty dream about NC and DC once. DC cornered me in public toilets and had me in a cubicle. Had an affair with NC in the next one.

Dirty but really thrilling. I hope I have kinky dreams again, I need the inspiration.

My MP was voted Parliament's sexiest a few years back. I've met him but wouldn't go there. Hair's too floppy.

TaliZorah Have you asked for the help you need?

Andrew, I'm beyond help.

ed balls. You know he's be. Charismatic, filthy and a whole Lotta fun!

Cleggs got a tiddler, I have a sense for these things.....

David Miliband
Bill Clinton

Possibly Jim Murphy, Zac Goldsmith..

Putin is probably very dirty...

Good grief what a question. They are all pretty revolting, I think it's pretty much a prerequisite for the job. Apart from Nick Clegg, he looks quite acceptable although I don't really fancy him.

I read the start of this thread this morning while I was waiting for my train to leave, then looked up to see Charles Clarke walking past. I'm blaming the OP for the horror of what went through my mind as a result.

I think most politicians are probably too narcissistic to be decent lovers.

Defo Nick Clegg

I can imagine DC's dirty talk would involve poor people,

"You want benefits? Scream for me you filthy poor girl. You arent even rich enough to be my driver."

"Swallow and you get more food vouchers."

"Ugh, you filthy poor person."

Chuka is hot, but I think that he would be shit in bed for some reason.
This thread is really hilarious