Christ, their skin. All spotty and bloated. You'd be terrified bits of it would fall off on you if you snogged them. In fact, I bet it does. Gross. Its like you either must never have seen an attractive man, or you did, and you thought it was a bad thing. Both of them look about 20 years older than they actually claim to be as well.
Mind you, some women will fancy any men in the public eye. Look at One Direction (I would, much rather). Or those women that marry rapists in jail, despite never meeting them beforehand.