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30KK enhanced boobs - this is not a good look!

143 replies

phantomnamechanger · 04/07/2014 20:20

or AIBU?

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2680492/Mother-two-Britains-biggest-breast-implants-30KK-containing-FIVE-PINTS-silicone.html

jeez how is she not overbalancing! or suffering chronic back ache? she's only 5ft!

surely people who are prepared to go to such extremes are deeply unhappy and have low self esteem? what other reason can there be for wanting to look like you have a couple of footballs attached to you? Do blokes find it sexy when they are so obviously fake?

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mercifulgibbon · 04/07/2014 20:24

Maybe she just wants giant mega boobs for fun. Maybe it's not about blokes finding her sexy.

Koothrapanties · 04/07/2014 20:24

If she's happy then it isn't really any of my business, but I do worry about her back! She must get awful backache!

TucsonGirl · 04/07/2014 20:25

What is the point of this?

MaidOfStars · 04/07/2014 20:25

Money?

sharonthewaspandthewineywall · 04/07/2014 20:26

Classy looking lady....

OorWullie · 04/07/2014 20:27

I'll be honest, i was expecting someone looking ridiculous in the picture but I think she looks fine.

Yes they are obviously big boobs for someone with such a petite frame but she pulls them off.

I would wonder about backache etc. But if she's pleased with the way she looks who are we to judge?

phantomnamechanger · 04/07/2014 20:28

no maybe, for her, its not about blokes finding her sexy - I meant, do most blokes even like the very obvious fake boobs? Maybe she does think it's fun, she certainly wants to be the centre of attention. But surely it has to be bad for your posture and back?

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KIrsty7318 · 04/07/2014 20:28

34 years old? Blimey she looks about 10 years older than that.

CoolCat2014 · 04/07/2014 20:29

She must have amazing core muscles to support those...

thenightsky · 04/07/2014 20:30

34? aye right.

vindscreenviper · 04/07/2014 20:30

AFAIK the Daily Mail has its very own comments section, why not give your options there, I'm sure they would welcome the traffic.

mummybare · 04/07/2014 20:30

I think she needs a bra intervention if she thinks she's a 30KK. I'm a 30GG and they are a fraction of that size. Plus the pictures where she's wearing a bra the fit is terrible.

NoArmaniNoPunani · 04/07/2014 20:31

How big were Lolo Ferrari's? She still has some way to go to beat those. I'm pretty sure Lolo's contributed to her early death.

squoosh · 04/07/2014 20:32

They're ridiculously cartoonish. Would hate the idea of all that potentially dangerous silicone on my body.

mawbroon · 04/07/2014 20:33

This reminds me of that glamour model who had enormous fake breasts. I can't remember her name, but I am sure she died very young. Anyone know who I mean?

mawbroon · 04/07/2014 20:33

Ah x post. Yes, Lolo Ferarri

MehsMum · 04/07/2014 20:34

Her BACK: can't be good for it in the long run.
Plus the two-footballs look reminds me of Jessica Rabbit.

mercifulgibbon · 04/07/2014 20:35

Oh my lord. I just googled the article woman and saw topless pics. It looks so so so painful! I never thought about skin stretching that much before.

VampyreofTimeandMemory · 04/07/2014 20:35

boobs like that just remind me of the uncomfortable postnatal engorgement that happens when your milk comes in. I wouldn't mind an uplift so not averse to the idea of surgery but personally can't see why you would want giant breasts.

Sizzlesthedog · 04/07/2014 20:35

The first thing I thought was she needs bra intervention! Terrible fitting bra. She wants to be Jordan. Same tattoo in her thigh.

TiggyD · 04/07/2014 20:54

The Waily Mail has 14 pictures of a woman with big boobs.

And still they campaign against porn? How?

CoffeeTea103 · 04/07/2014 20:56

She obviously has underlying issues. She looks like a walking joke but can't see it. I actually feel sorry for her.

AnyFucker · 04/07/2014 20:59

That poor woman

vicmackie · 04/07/2014 21:02

Christ. Poor thing. Fucking horrible.

ouryve · 04/07/2014 21:03

I have some 30GG bras. To be 30KK, she'd only need to be 6" bigger round the bust than I am and I'm pancake like in comparison. Besides, she's a wee slip of nothing underneath her "enhancements" and no way is she is 30" underbust.

I'm sure she'll still love them when she's 44 and has crippling back pain Hmm