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30KK enhanced boobs - this is not a good look!

143 replies

phantomnamechanger · 04/07/2014 20:20

or AIBU?

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2680492/Mother-two-Britains-biggest-breast-implants-30KK-containing-FIVE-PINTS-silicone.html

jeez how is she not overbalancing! or suffering chronic back ache? she's only 5ft!

surely people who are prepared to go to such extremes are deeply unhappy and have low self esteem? what other reason can there be for wanting to look like you have a couple of footballs attached to you? Do blokes find it sexy when they are so obviously fake?

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Billygoats · 04/07/2014 22:59

I expected them to look awful but they are not actually that bad. I'm not sure why anybody would choose big uncomfortable boobs though as they must get on the way alot.

And I agree her stomach is enviable for a mother of 2.

lljkk · 04/07/2014 23:00

She looked really nice pre-implants.

lljkk · 04/07/2014 23:01

ps: what is the largest a woman of average height (call it 5'6") can naturally get, assuming BMI under 23? Anyone know?

Sidge · 04/07/2014 23:04

Look closely at her tummy button.

I think her flat stomach has received a little assistance.

LaurieFairyCake · 04/07/2014 23:12

I'm naturally that size at her height

I do not need or want a reduction

lljkk · 04/07/2014 23:16

Biggest boobs: there's this lady but she actually has a genetic disorder to blame (as well as being overweight, I should think).

lljkk · 04/07/2014 23:18

Do you not get any backache, LaurieFairyCake?
I always wanted to be flat chested. Don't think I could stomach being larger than E cup.

vicmackie · 04/07/2014 23:20

Men are rarely presented in this way

And men rarely undergo life threatening, expensive, completely unnecessary surgery to alter the appearance of their bodies, either. Funny old woman-hating world we live in, isn't it?

LaurieFairyCake · 04/07/2014 23:20

Yes, bad backache as also have a curved spine

But I honestly don't look freaky or anything and IMO surgery is risky and the scarring for reduction is very bad and I scar and bruise really easily

Suzannewithaplan · 04/07/2014 23:21

Oh yes, there's a little bit of a mark around her belly button, but apart from that her stomach looks perfectly smooth so assuming she's had some work done, it's been a success.
Or would the photo's have been airbrushed?

I prefer to be flat chested and would never want breasts anything like that size but it's up to her really

goodasitgets · 04/07/2014 23:26

Some of us naturally have boobs that size. I'm a 32K so same size. I can run and exercise, my back doesn't kill me and I don't look massively out of proportion. I can also sleep on my stomach Wink

lljkk · 04/07/2014 23:27

ha! Men would get surgical penis enhancements if they worked well. Absolutely. The surgeon who invents that technique will make a killing.
(But the customers won't be able to make a fortune publicising it in quite the same way as the large breasted ladies do).

Trying to figure out what was a "natural" limit on boob size I couldn't believe all the shite I found on t'net about how to "naturally" increase breast size. I was kind of Shock & Sad about it.

Friend had reduction around age 19, LFC, and always talks up how pleased she is that she did.

LaurieFairyCake · 04/07/2014 23:29

Like good I can run in them and sleep on them with no problems.

It's a bit sad this thread at trying to make women with naturally large breasts treat them as a problem or as very freaky.

I wouldn't even have noticed that women had plastic surgery Grin

HighlanderMam · 04/07/2014 23:31

Her nipples are wonky - for £8000 i'd want my nips to be symmetrical. Also, who pays £35 for a topless photo when I just googled them for free?

HighlanderMam · 04/07/2014 23:31

Her nipples are wonky - for £8000 i'd want my nips to be symmetrical. Also, who pays £35 for a topless photo when I just googled them for free?

LaurieFairyCake · 04/07/2014 23:31

Even the title of this thread is rude.

If it said 'deliberately having fake breasts is not a good look' then maybe but saying the size is not a good look is just rude.

Mine look like a fine look thanks - I was born with them, they're not a disability, we're all different.

HighlanderMam · 04/07/2014 23:31

Her nipples are wonky - for £8000 i'd want my nips to be symmetrical. Also, who pays £35 for a topless photo when I just googled them for free?

HighlanderMam · 04/07/2014 23:32

Her nipples are wonky - for £8000 i'd want my nips to be symmetrical. Also, who pays £35 for a topless photo when I just googled them for free?

img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/02013/Debbie_Delamar_2013716a.jpg

LaurieFairyCake · 04/07/2014 23:32

Ah, fuck it, ignore me. I guess the 'enhanced' suggests fake enough .

HighlanderMam · 04/07/2014 23:33

Oh dear triple posted, oops.

slithytove · 04/07/2014 23:35

They look really sore :(

lljkk · 04/07/2014 23:40

Hand on heart, you ladies with naturally the same size, are your boobs the same shape? Spherical like that and just as lifted away from the body (sorry, no droop at all, I mean).

It's the shape that looks wrong to me at that size.

goodasitgets · 04/07/2014 23:43

Nope. Mine are up and firm but not spherical Grin

LaurieFairyCake · 04/07/2014 23:44

Sure the shape nude is wrong but in clothes you couldn't really tell

And of course my breasts have more droop as they're natural, not a blown up bag

XiX · 04/07/2014 23:46

I find it incredible that a doctor would do this type of thing. Sad. I hope it wasn't one trained in the UK.