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30KK enhanced boobs - this is not a good look!

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phantomnamechanger · 04/07/2014 20:20

or AIBU?

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2680492/Mother-two-Britains-biggest-breast-implants-30KK-containing-FIVE-PINTS-silicone.html

jeez how is she not overbalancing! or suffering chronic back ache? she's only 5ft!

surely people who are prepared to go to such extremes are deeply unhappy and have low self esteem? what other reason can there be for wanting to look like you have a couple of footballs attached to you? Do blokes find it sexy when they are so obviously fake?

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OwlCapone · 04/07/2014 21:06

Well, I guess she's happy with them and that's what matters.

Personally, I don't understand why women do things like this to themselves. It just. Looks so unnatural.

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phantomnamechanger · 04/07/2014 21:08

if someone was naturally that big, surely they would want a reduction (and get one) on health grounds? I know some of you thought this was intended as a goady/point and laugh thread, but I genuinely did want to know WHY people like her do this, and HOW it isn't bloomin painful. How do you even roll over in bed? can she see her feet when negotiating stairs?
As for getting noticed - I think she'll be noticed for the wrong reasons. More a WTF than a wow she looks good IYSWIM

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itsbetterthanabox · 04/07/2014 21:09

I understand plastic surgery more when it is like this. If you want to do something extreme and different then yes it's a kind of weird form of self expression. It's the regular plastic surgery that I find depressing. Risking your life just to looks bit younger or have slightly different boobs now that's the real madness.

KirjavaTheCat · 04/07/2014 21:12

I think, as huge fake boobs go, they look alright.

RhinestoneCowgirl · 04/07/2014 21:15

I'm normally a 30GG, I was briefly the size of the woman in the article when post-natally engorged with milk. I had nursing bras DH could wear with one cup on his head as a hat. Not a good look...

I felt like I should have a small trolley to move them around.

Binkyresurrected · 04/07/2014 21:16

Looking at that bra she could do with a MN Intervention.

Sidge · 04/07/2014 21:17

Crikey.

Looks like she's had a tummy tuck as well.

I can't imagine her 'look' goes down too well in the Sergeants Mess either...

soverylucky · 04/07/2014 21:24

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beccajoh · 04/07/2014 21:31

She could do with a braintervention.

DizzyKipper · 04/07/2014 21:37

Well to me they don't look good, they look horrible actually and I personally wouldn't find them attractive. I doubt she's interested in or cares about my opinion. Though if you get a DM article written about yourself and pose for all those photos I don't think you can then really complain even if you did dislike all these people having unflattering opinions about your life choices.

AnyFucker · 04/07/2014 21:40

becca...did you mean a brain intervention ?

I agree with that

I have a feeling she is not quite the full shilling, Who would abuse their body like this for the attention of brainless idiots ? And the surgeon that agreed to do it should be struck off

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phantomnamechanger · 04/07/2014 21:47

I also read that as brain tervention not bra intervention. Both needed IMO

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samsam123 · 04/07/2014 22:41

looks ridiculous and are they sure she is 34 would add 20 to that TBH

CalamitouslyWrong · 04/07/2014 22:43

Having been on the bra intervention threads, and since discovering that I am a 28G, I suspect she's been to M&S to find out what her new bra size is.

Gileswithachainsaw · 04/07/2014 22:45

That cannot be comfortable. How does she sleep Confused

She's naturally pretty seems daft to have done that to herself.

Still, her body her choice. I hope it's medically safe

BigBirthdayGloom · 04/07/2014 22:46

Well, I've been a k cup before (just after dc born) and its not a look I'd wish to surgically recreate.

BigBirthdayGloom · 04/07/2014 22:49

Erm...just looked at the pictures and I was not that big with a k cup.

echt · 04/07/2014 22:49

Oh dear. Her choice I suppose.

Something else caught my eye, though. What I never get is why women, and it's mostly women, consent to have media shots with that ditsy hand under the chin, finger by the side of the head that makes them look stoopid. Often with a head tilt.

Men are rarely presented in this way.

An honourable exception is the endless supply of loon photos of Gove that Guardian uses every time the numpty opens his fatuous gob, which seems to be every week.

MyFairyKing · 04/07/2014 22:49

Her stomach is incredible. Envy

CalamitouslyWrong · 04/07/2014 22:51

Guardian photographs of Gove is my favourite genre of photography. It's amazing the variety of gormless and/or evil expressions the man has.

FolknNorah · 04/07/2014 22:52

That can't be right, I'm similar and sure as shit don't look that big. I hope

ShadowsShadowsEverywhere · 04/07/2014 22:54

I've always wanted to know something - if you have huge fake boobs like that can you lay on them for eg if you roll over in bed. Would it hurt/risk the implant leaking? I'd be constantly terrified it'd leak like on that episode of holby ages back. You wouldn't know would you, until it caused health problems.

BumWad · 04/07/2014 22:55

She's orrible

ShadowsShadowsEverywhere · 04/07/2014 22:56

I am aware that holby is not real btw, just read post back!

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