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Naked man in communal showers. Totally stark bollock naked.

526 replies

tardisgirl68 · 10/05/2014 21:40

Not an AIBU cos really the title says it all. At massive local pool with group of five girls aged 10/11. Luckily they were showering in different area, I was waiting at lockers for them to come back and get changed. Bloke in the shower, nonchalantly steps out of his trunks and made big show of rinsing them out. I did a double take, then the slow burn whilst my brain tried to process what i was seeing Shock Angry . I nabbed a passing lifeguard and said "look!!!!" He was (after getting dressed) frogmarched out and told if he came back in they'd get police involved. Creep. My group of girls saw nothing but that was more luck than anything. shudders

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AnyFucker · 01/10/2014 19:55

nan, I reckon the key terms used were "bollock" and "communal" Smile

AnyFucker · 01/10/2014 19:55

nan ?, my nan would be appalled at this thread Wink

wooooosualsuspect · 01/10/2014 19:59

I'm probably old enough to be your nan. young lady.

We will have no naked men in here, thank you very much.

AnyFucker · 01/10/2014 20:23

usual, I suspect we are about the same age Smile

< adjusts granny glasses >

daisychain01 · 01/10/2014 20:34

I suppose it depends on the layout

Mmm, matron, that's an interesting description....

meon79 · 16/11/2015 19:48

If the man was showering naked in a men only shower room which is private eg not poolside then being naked isnt a problem unless he was doing excessive washing of the genital area but basic nudity no problem me and my sons will happily strip off too was my ds's are 12 and 14 however if there is someone of the oppersite sex present common sense is keep your trunks on or prepare for complaints arrest and or being charged or cautioned and then placed upon the sex offenders register

ghostyslovesheep · 16/11/2015 19:52

cough cough

Naked man in communal showers. Totally stark bollock naked.
ClangerOnaComeDown · 16/11/2015 20:19

:: what's in your heeaadd, in your heeaaddd, zombie, zombie, zombie, ayh ayh ayh ayh::

Aeroflotgirl · 16/11/2015 20:21

No it is not ok for the man to be naked, in a communal shower with chikdren about. The lifeguards reaction confirmed that it was totLly unacceptable in that leisure centre.

Aeroflotgirl · 16/11/2015 20:23

Ok if it were in changing area of the same sex, but there were chikdren of the opposite sex about.

Sparklingbrook · 16/11/2015 20:59

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Naked man in communal showers. Totally stark bollock naked.
AdjustableWench · 16/11/2015 22:00

I don't have a problem with nudity.

I do have a problem with men who don't appear to be willing to observe social norms of behaviour such as keeping their genitals covered in a public place where no one else is getting naked.

ProcrastinatorGeneral · 16/11/2015 22:11

:o

PunkrockerGirl · 16/11/2015 22:23

showing your bollocks in a communal shower at the local pool is not normal behaviour
this
Threads like this make me laugh, and I realise it's an old one, but all these people trying to out-liberal and out-naked each other. Grin Just bleugh, put it away, nobody's impressed and if there's children present, don't be surprised and all self righteous if you're escorted off the premises. Pander to your nudity in your own home or where it's appreciated, judge the situation, not everyone wants to see your bits, however much you feel we should have to.

Sparklingbrook · 16/11/2015 22:24

I totally agree Punk. Grin

BrendaandEddie · 16/11/2015 22:25

this kind of behaviour is quite common.
i have heard of it being prosecuted at least twice IME

Talkmeoutofthis222 · 16/11/2015 22:28

What kind of behaviour? Resurrecting a thread from 18 months ago Grin

Sparklingbrook · 16/11/2015 22:32

meon likes a thread or two about showers. Grin

treaclesoda · 16/11/2015 22:36

For some reason I was thinking about this thread the other day. And lo, here it is, resurrected. I might have to read it again, it boggled my mind the first time round.

Talkmeoutofthis222 · 16/11/2015 22:37

Meon is obsessed with showering. You're right! Eugh.

TrinityForce · 16/11/2015 22:38

What were you searching to stumble upon this thread? Grin

Viviennemary · 16/11/2015 22:56

I wouldn't use a communal chaniging room. But wouldn't people normally strip off to take a shower.

CheshireDing · 17/11/2015 01:38

why has this not come up as a zombie thread ? I am pretty sure he has left the shower in the last year Grin

misskelly · 17/11/2015 03:34

Feck, just realized this is a zombie thread, had typed out a huge post regaling the tales of shady men in my local pool.

Senpai · 17/11/2015 04:52

God its just nudity.

It's not "just nudity" when it involves a naked adult stranger and children. It's a sex offence. He should have been arrested.

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