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AIBU to think dawn porters hair is getting ....

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trampstamp · 17/02/2014 22:09

Bigger every time she appears on telly

Dawn porters bob is massive just watching her on 8 out of 10 cats and it's seems to have a life of it's own

Is she wearing a wig ?????

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arselikekylie · 17/02/2014 22:12

Dora The Explorer springs to mind.

trampstamp · 17/02/2014 22:18

It looked really retro and cool at one point but I not sure what's gone wrong may be it's that hole she's married since she been with him she hasn't really had one good hair day

Marriage dosent agree with her hair Grin

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WallyBantersJunkBox · 17/02/2014 22:20

Why is he a hole?

Isn't it Mrs. O'Porter now?

ShatnersBassoon · 17/02/2014 22:21

It's not real is it?

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Piscivorus · 17/02/2014 22:23

That really fecks me off! O'Porter??? What a load of pretentious twattishness!

I have no problem with anyone choosing to keep their own name or to take their husband's name but, for some reason, that O really irks me!

trampstamp · 17/02/2014 22:24

No piscivorus we have to focus on the hair it so just getting to big lol

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trampstamp · 17/02/2014 22:25

But why would she be wearing a big and with her money why would she be wearing such a awful one

Ahhh so many questions

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ShatnersBassoon · 17/02/2014 22:25

So it is real? It looks like a 60s fancy dress wig. Plastic, huge and a bit angular.

Piscivorus · 17/02/2014 22:26

Maybe her hair is turning into a representation of the O Grin

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 17/02/2014 22:28

The O really cheeses me off tooHmm

RedPencils · 17/02/2014 22:29

The O'Porter thing pisses me off quite a lot too.
I can get over the hair. I've no room to talk about someone else's hair looking a mess.

Gossipmonster · 17/02/2014 22:30

We were just wondering wtf is going on with her hair - Lego head.

trampstamp · 17/02/2014 22:30

My oh is Irish and thinks she is a twant for taking the O from someone else's name and putting the O if front of her name to make a faux Irish name

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themessyapron · 17/02/2014 22:30

I love a bob and fringe but her looks ridiculous. Hate it. Hate the 'haha i'm so crazy, I put an O in my name haha' thing too.

Can we also talk about Winkleman. I read she said that she knows what suits her so she's stuck with it. Well it's starting to look a bit shit love, so stop. The eyeliner is getting so far south she'll be putting eyeliner on her nips soon and what's with the painting her lips a ridiculous shade of pink off white? And the orange tan....

< grumpy bitch over here >

EduCated · 17/02/2014 22:30

She said on Twitter earlier that it'd look like a wig Grin I quite like the O'Porter, certainly a new take on the whole surname situation.

TwelveLeggedWalk · 17/02/2014 22:30

It's either a nationwide Dawn-hating day today, or she's read this:

Twitter
Dawn O'Porter ?@hotpatooties 3m
Why is hair looking like a wig a bad thing anyway? Don’t people wear wigs so it looks like they have nice hair? #itsnotawig

trampstamp · 17/02/2014 22:31

Red pencils

It's not that it's a mess it's seems that since she's been married hair hair has be some larger week by week and I am worried she may not be able to stand up with the weight by the end of the year

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WallyBantersJunkBox · 17/02/2014 22:31

Perhaps it's an ironic homage to Tiny Tears.....or Hamble from Playschool...

Yes I subtly dropped in the O to test the waters and see if I am the only person irked by it

Felix90 · 17/02/2014 22:32

Her hair is becoming a parody of itself.

trampstamp · 17/02/2014 22:32

But she looks like she has a bad big wig so if her point was to wear a wig so hear hair looks nice it's a epic fail and her hair dresser needs to be slapped with a haddock

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southeastastra · 17/02/2014 22:33

i quite like her hair, it's very different to all the tousled blondes about on telly.

AnyFucker · 17/02/2014 22:36

she has lovely shiny hair, but I can see the kinks where the hooooooge rollers have been stuffed in there for at least 3 days Smile

Destinysdaughter · 17/02/2014 22:37

I just wish I had hair that shiny. How DO you get your hair that shiny..??

magentastardust · 17/02/2014 22:38

It looks like she has put those little half moon things that you can put in the top of your hair for volume or a quiff bit, but she has attached them at the sides!

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