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Original poster

This is just not on!

146 replies

D0oinMeCleanin · 06/01/2014 22:35

Them Bastards on Benefits Street can afford bleach, I've just seen some nestled in the filth Shock

I work 7365.5 hours a week and I have to send the children round to wait by next doors (she's a scrounger) drain with an empty ice-cream tub to catch her washing up water to clean with and we only use one tub a day. I bet them bastards can afford to wash up as much as they like Sad

It's my taxes what paid for that Angry

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wetaugust · 06/01/2014 23:26

animals are always right - it's just humans that fuck up.

Farrowandbawl · 06/01/2014 23:27
Grin
Binkyridesagain · 06/01/2014 23:27

Oh yea, I have, only the best for my babes!

PresidentServalan · 06/01/2014 23:27

Ivegoat Grin Grin Grin

This may be the best thread ever!

IveGoatPlumsButImNotAPlumber · 06/01/2014 23:29

My goat is Spanish but it doesn't have back legs... We call him Gracias!!!

Binkyridesagain · 06/01/2014 23:29

Also my DP has trained the goat to scratch his bollocks for him, he's gotta save his energy for pressing the buttons on the remote.

VoyageDeVerity · 06/01/2014 23:30

Benefit scum really get my goat

wetaugust · 06/01/2014 23:32

Grin @ Gracias!

Mine's called Granite. He's well 'ard, he is!

arachne · 06/01/2014 23:33

My goat used to be a large cat but we got it plastic surgery, for free, on the NHS.

wetaugust · 06/01/2014 23:33

I rent ours out as a Mooncup

EllenJanesthickerknickers · 06/01/2014 23:35

Yeah, yeah, got it the first time, IveGoat... Wink

Someone's stolen my goat, they've really got my goat.

PresidentServalan · 06/01/2014 23:36

Binky Good use of the goat there as well! Perhaps he can be trained to change channels too - save your DP interrupting his read of the DM?

Binkyridesagain · 06/01/2014 23:38

Wet wouldn't it be better as a tampon, especially if you get to hold a piece of string in its mouth?

If you don't use tampons you could put a piece of double sided sticky tape down its back you can use it as a sanitary towel.

SouthernComforts · 06/01/2014 23:39

I had to sell my goat to buy crack

Sad
Binkyridesagain · 06/01/2014 23:41

President I'm not bragging but the goat needs both front feet to do the scratching. He could use the back feet but he has trouble standing on one leg. Maybe that's down to the special brew though.

wetaugust · 06/01/2014 23:42

^^ Arghh Blinky. Pass the mind bleach please.

Bloody bleach - that's what started this off.

Can't use bleach in our cardboard box - turns it soggy dunnit!

IveGoatPlumsButImNotAPlumber · 06/01/2014 23:42

My goat is Spanish but it doesn't have back legs... We call him Gracias!!!

wetaugust · 06/01/2014 23:44

^I guess your goat isn't Gracias then Blinky - cos if he was he'd fall over.

wetaugust · 06/01/2014 23:45

So you keep telling up IveGoat

lookatmybutt · 06/01/2014 23:45

Southern, wtaf? u shud have kept ur goat and pimped it lik a playa.

My goat dus my workfare and took my drivin test as wekk.

My gote also tiped dis post wiv hoovs.

wetaugust · 06/01/2014 23:45

up us

Binkyridesagain · 06/01/2014 23:46

Do you think if I stuck my hand up its arse I could use it as a duster.

I never realised how versatile one goat could be, I think I need to get rid of him who can't stratch his own bollocks and get another goat.

wetaugust · 06/01/2014 23:47

Ref Ref That's goat abuse that is

Original poster
D0oinMeCleanin · 06/01/2014 23:47

Goats can type Shock They'll be coming in their thousands and taking all our jobs this time tomorrow, you mark my words they will.

We're all screwed, all but the goats Sad

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wetaugust · 06/01/2014 23:48

Got rid of my redundant bollock-scratcher years ago.

The goat is far better company and can play Grand Theft Auto